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Europa quali game - West Ham 0-0 Birkirkara (from Malta, and they're not even the best team from there) 88 minutes gone. the fuck

Deleted the 2nd (Newcastle) tweet? It's not there

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Who we have is irrelevant to me as to whether I find a signing they make funny or not, and signing Kaboul is funny because he's a) not very good and b) played like 20 games in 3 seasons

Really hope we get Austin. Would take him all day over Mitrovic, hope there's something in the bookies suspending betting thing

Younes Kaboul

This email letter is almost word for word what he said in the post match interview (apart from the last bit) I have my doubts over if it's written by him, or just someone writing up the post match interview and sending it out to everyone as him with a bit added on the end. Oh well, at least it's being done

Lombaerts: "I took the decision myself. I didn't want to join Sunderland. The story about a failed medical is untrue" (From @HLNinEngeland) Probably told he'll fly into Newcastle airport and was all for it until he noticed where he ended up

This is his "coach" http://i.imgur.com/v8XeSie.png Understand now?

Mexico 1-0 - 1:12:40 Mexico 2-0 - 1:18:50 (Williamson ) Sissoko 2-1 - 1:48:55

Signing Jeremain Lens, 9m Remember when he was good in 2011?

For anyone waking up and watching to see it, it's here: Kick off at around 1:02.00

McClaren goes "I like to change the captain a lot in pre-season" then makes Colback captain 2nd game in a row and takes him to the pre-match conference 100% he is captain in my eyes. 100% starter too, which is bullshit given our midfield options but there you go

8:06 "Newcastle were already showing interest before defecation" WTF, man?! The vacation, right

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Aye but they're like.. below GCSE level videos you'd make in IT class. I've never made a video in my life and I could do a better job

The actual videos are just awful. At least they're doing it, though. Though it won't last long. Maybe they'll hire someone who knows what they're doing with it next

The 2nd game of the tour is on youtube, tonights isnt. 4am kick off (uk time)

No idea. The club said when the squad list was released that Tiote was not going because he was "working on fitness after injury" which has turned out to be BS so..

Not injured then. Sold?

Some guy on reddit

Bit racist. eh? edit: gone

The fuck is going on here at 6 seconds in? Have a dance then chase Cisse?

Just watching the interview on periscope. He definitely looks like he's fine with Colo as captain. He didnt outright say he'll stay or it'll get taken off him, but yeah.. it looked to me like he'll be keeping Colo as captain