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Isn’t Laurens supposed to be a proper journalist?

Zapata would be unreal. I want Lingard as well.

Love it that the rumours never stop. Get used to it because this is how it’s going to be now.

Müller

Pete Graves knew fuck all then.

Fuck. Thought we’d get him.

Would still want to see us sign a DM

He doesn’t say shit, tbh

I’ve actually heard of him, mind. Seems like a good player. Get him in.

He looks a bit like Kenedy…

I’m sure they would have wanted all deals to be completed early in the window but obviously it’s not that easy.

The window closes on Monday. Let’s wait until then eh?

Seems to think a deal for Zapata is likely to happen.

Is Graeme Bailey reliable at all?

I’ve liked him, or been wanting him to do well, ever since those great performances under Rafa. He’s let us down too often and I’m still not convinced, but I’d keep him for now. May be a player there.

Underrated.

Yes, he’s very old.

Dele Ali has the same agent as Trippier and Wood

I’d like to raise concern about their human rights record.

That’s exactly what we are. Get him in.

I’m not saying there were a lot of racists. But it seemed like the idea was that pretty much everything should be accepted. And then there was this guy who polluted every thread with his love for Freddy Shepherd, if I remember correctly. Maybe it got better later, I haven’t been there for many years.

I was there for years but got pretty sick of it; racists and trolls wumming and hurling insults around freely. The libertarian NUFC forum, basically.

Guess I was wrong then

Would have been offside so officially (VAR) Schär didn’t touch it.

Those Watford owners must be absolute nutters