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If we had kept Rondon and Perez and signed a good CM along with the other signings we made, then it had been very good. Now, not so much.

Some fine goals there. 5:59

Longstaff though

So, our centre forwards are Joelinton who may be good, Gayle who isn’t, Muto who nobody knows if he’s good, and a crock. Wohoo.

Bring all the Geordies home. Michael Carrick out of retirement next.

Of course.

Bruce has been playing 1 or 2 forwards in pre-season though. We won’t see Miggy-Joey-Maxi together I’m afraid. Maybe because he didnt have anyone hed want to put there ? Now he has. We’ll see I guess.

The way Robert strikes a football with that left foot

Bruce has been playing 1 or 2 forwards in pre-season though. We won’t see Miggy-Joey-Maxi together I’m afraid. No chance in hell we spend that much money on three players and one of them sits on the bench. Possibly, but Bruce has been playing 3-5-2/5-3-2, 5-3-1-1 in pre-season. Don’t think we’ll see them as a front 3.

Yep.

Bruce has been playing 1 or 2 forwards in pre-season though. We won’t see Miggy-Joey-Maxi together I’m afraid.

Yes.

Never been a big fan of Ritchie. Can be useful at set pieces thanks to his left foot, his crossing is ok and he scores the odd goal but doesn’t contribute much in open play.

Holding our future shirt? Cool. Wey, Lasogga is white.... Yes he is.

Holding our future shirt? Cool.

Sol Campbell's back.

No.

We can hope it’s a new manager.

Longstaff

Looks like Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.

They're not leaking information, I'll give them that. Nee one has a clue.

No. He's skinny.

All these decent-goodish signings who'll be managed by Steve Fucking Bruce. Like buying a 12 year-old a Ferrari.