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I was pretty fucking low during the Pardew era, feels like he was here a decade. But yeah, this is grim.

I’m trying hard not to give a shit.

Everybody reporting it though.

We’ll announce our first summer signing today, apparently. Kyle Scott from Chelsea.

MMA and painting. Sorry, just made me laugh.

What did it say? Ashley is refusing to pay the £5M. Source?

I hope they get it, as I know nothing and have no opinion of them whatsoever.

Yeah, the orchestra is about to play the final song, a string version of Blaydon Races.

Chops is the man.

I’d support that.

Carr was good at what he did, tbf.

I think they will, but a couple of players will need to be sold to fund it They have 26 days. Label me sceptical.

There’s no way those sloths will spend £50m.

Will be loans and free transfers.

I wouldn't, I still know people now that hold fond memories of Pardue "but he got us to 5th". We need someone worse! I find it staggering that people have watched Pardew's FA Cup dance and still think there could be someone worse. Joe Kinnesr would give him a run for his money like. I can laugh at Kinnear, he’s an involuntary jester the senile old git. Pardew is just a horrible, horrible person. Nothing redeeming about him.

I can

Would be funny. But I dread to see who's next. I want Charnley. I want maximum hilarity. Someone who'd make Joe Kinnear seem like a sensible choice.

Would be funny. But I dread to see who's next.

Might take up crack cocaine.

WAR CHEST, if you please

I just clicked on it Me too.

Against Monaco, wasn't it?

Shelvey forcing a smile Why no shirt sponsor, are Fun88 out?

Sounds familiar this summer. Its almost exactly the same as the fakeover. Yeah, I don’t get it though The so called takeover was a smoke screen, but this...?