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"been assisting", he was fucking arrested!

Textbook Newcastle-online.

Gayle & Ritchie. Sounds like an r'n'b duo.

That's some jaw bones.

They should fuck off and go support Man United.

That's about it.

Get in, we're back!

We've been dull most of the game like. Basically three goals from corners considering the penalty was going in anyway. Obviously still enjoying it though What utter dogshit. You need to have a think about where we are. Nice edit

Should've been Mitro off, surely?

Positions out the hat for the last 15. Rush keeper I'd have Mitro in nets. No goals on his watch.

Goin' up, goin' up

YES

Open the floodgates in the 2nd please

Remember him as a very good centre-half for Villa in the 90's. 44, no age at all, very sad news, RIP

Fucking this up would be amazing, even for us.

Sounds like we're dominating?

Looks like our 95-97 one.

We beat Brighton and Huddersfield in recent weeks, nothing wrong with our form. Get a grip, we're obviously going up.

I always liked them as a kid, mainly because of Justin Fashanu's goal of the season against Liverpool, grown to dislike them in the last few years solely because of that bitter Newcastle hating arsehole Mick Dennis. Rather bizarrely, he's a really good friend of my Auntie as they worked on the same newspaper. Never met him myself, but my Dad told him to wind his neck in at some charity ball in the smoke a few years back, after ending up getting sat next to the bitter c***. I'm more of an Ipswich man, with the Sir Bobby connection and all.

This Derby & McClaren thing is bizarre and hilarious.

Didn't even know about this (Wiki): "Each time they meet, Norwich and Sunderland contest the Friendship Trophy, an honour dating back to the camaraderie forged between fans of the two clubs at the time of the 1985 League Cup final that they contested." Norwich probably don't know about either. From Norwich to Bilbao, the mackems have imaginary friends all over the world.

Didn't even know about this (Wiki): "Each time they meet, Norwich and Sunderland contest the Friendship Trophy, an honour dating back to the camaraderie forged between fans of the two clubs at the time of the 1985 League Cup final that they contested."

I've never liked Norwich, so would be a good fit.

Just the bear. Would actually be funny.