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Though I find the optimism refreshing, may I remind you; this is Newcastle United, owned by Mike Ashley.

Check out his wiki page, Alan Womble Pardew

The bottom of the bottle said so.

What a nostalgic set of colors. It's like Christmas I'm colour blind so the wins look like defeats to me. I'm sure they did on the pitch as well.

I don't mind him. His stint here was a train crash but I don't hate him at all. Guess that's what years of Pardew (and Carver) do to you. "Oh, he didn't blame the Notting Hill festival, decent bloke."

Wtf, Cabaye's hair. Looks a right twat.

ZLATAN!

Decent goals tonight.

Clark should stop trying to do stuff. Just defend man.

Not a great half but brilliantly done by Diame for the goal. That Perkins is a real looker.

Who's that with tape hanging out his mouth

Not a difficult question at all, really

and stadium.

Personally reckon we need to target the plate spinners.

4 Great passer tbf. Got nowt else.

Something with NUFC v Hull and head butts

Get in. Now finish them.

Cheick time

Should've kept Obertan instead.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

5-4 FT

Llorente

:papiss:

Unseen University.

He's just getting the excuses in early, as usual.