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It's not 'Notts', surely?

Need to win this. Hopefully Atsu starts. Mitro would be nice too.

Delph?

Still shit. I'm shocked.

Some tiki-taka shit right there. Like watching Xavi, Iniesta and Busquets.

Christ on a Segway.

Yep. Can make things happen.

That was absolutely terrible. Nowhere near good enough. Gonna have nightmares of Paul fucking Dummett trying to make a cross.

Pretty much, the FA need to stamp that stuff out, footballers are always going to be in the public eye, and they need to set an example to the public and the kids that can idol them, and the only way you can do that is to clamp down on it and issue heavy bans. And this.

This.

Would be ace.

Someone brought Obertan up before, maybe it was to suggest we should have kept him to have a bigger squad? Makes sense now. Having a squad full of shit doesn't make sense though.

He's on the manager merry-go-round I'm afraid, he'll get another job.

Eh, why the fuck is that a news article on our official web site?

:lol:

Take a bow!

Get in. How the f*** can Fat Sam be under consideration for a manager job btw, that stuff back in September all forgotten now, eh?

That IS racist.

So you're saying you pumped Carl Court's Mam? That's what she says. I'll see her in Co(u)rt.

That's my input.

He's Carl Cort's half-brother.

Has to be

Same.. amazing film, terrible saxophone music Get out.

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3176729.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Norwich-City-v-Tottenham-Hotspur.jpg "Fuck, this is in Scottish or Gaelic or sumfin. What the fuck is còig?"

Though I find the optimism refreshing, may I remind you; this is Newcastle United, owned by Mike Ashley.