Collage

Of course, knowing Newcastle United, neither A or B will happen.

Yep. Ashley is the cause of all our problems. It's a no-brainer for me.

A, easily.

"Clearly it is now time for a period of careful consideration" Aye, clearly it is now time for a period of doing fuck all.

Fucking Defoe.

HAHAHA

OH YES

Better.

Doesn't look good. But then again, as long as we win the game, I don't care.

Get in

Him and Anita are really f***ing up some good crossing opportunities. Dummet has had at least 5 very good opportunities. Don't think he's managed to get a cross in yet.

Dummet is so fucking slow. Just cross it man

Colback

Been good so far IMO Yep.

Will the real Gini Wijnaldum please stand up.

That team selection really hurts my eyes, but yeah, we could probably do with changing things up and all that. Howay then.

Rebel. Genius. RIP "There have been four kings of football—Di Stéfano, Pelé, Cruyff, and Maradona." - César Luis Menotti, 2011

Haidara could be back for this, I think?

They may win one, then we have to beat them instead. Works as well.

no wins for norwich? Apparently not 3 draws

Just did that calculator thing. 17 Newcastle United 38 9 8 21 35:64 -29 35 18 Sunderland AFC 38 8 10 20 44:66 -22 34 19 Norwich City 38 7 10 21 38:66 -28 31 20 Aston Villa 38 3 7 28 24:74 -50 16 3 wins (Swansea, Palace, Villa) and a draw (Norwich)

Ah, fuck, that's that then - the man really knows what he's talking about when it comes to football.

"OK lads, let's play some five-a-side. Moussa, here's a Rubik's cube"

I thought of it too, remember saying "get going, we need to f***ing win this"