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@WhoScored: Charlie Austin: Has directly contributed to more of his team’s goals (54.8%) than any other player has in the PL this season

Hope we get Austin. Richards would be a good signing IF we keep Janmaat as well.

Don't even joke about it ffs

Holland-USA 1-1. Poor defending from Janmaat for the USA goal.

What's sad is people thinking Ashley would change his ways and make an exciting, inspiring appointment.

The brolly

From what I've seen they at least keep the ball on the deck. No hoof ball.

Palace fans think that Pardew is God and that he plays vibrant attacking football! He's been there for 10 minutes though.

Keith Downie ‏@SkySports_Keith Steve McClaren is edging closer to becoming Newcastle Head Coach following talks with the St James Park Board - before going on holiday.

Great news. Fucking crook.

Snob

I guess it comes down to what you want. Do you want to be able to support your football team or do you want the club to crash and burn? I prefer the former, as my view is that Ashley will be here for as long as he wants to. He will fuck off one day, and then I'd prefer to be in the PL rather than League 1.

Don't understand this. When Carver would be sacked, of course we wouldn't appoint a great manager, we would appoint McClaren or someone of his ilk. As long as Ashley is here, we won't see an inspiring appointment, period.

Luke Edwards ‏@LukeEdwardsTele Steve McClaren is on holiday apparently. No plans to return at moment. Hasn't been offered job but is under consideration after talks #nufc

Hope we'll go for Will Hughes as well.

"Steve McClaren set for Newcastle - and could target Patrick Bamford as his first signing" http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-mcclaren-set-newcastle---9373497#ICID=sharebar_twitter

Mostly positive I'd say.

I hope he falls flat on his arse and is sacked after half a season having been found fondling the youth team. http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac118/ROBsessedBlog2/gifs/Gifs%203/Ooookay.gif

I will give Schteve a chance.

Basically. http://i62.tinypic.com/2ikv19x.png :lol: Love it

Couldn't think of anyone worse from that Arsenal era though :-) Alberto Mendez

@Iandennisbbc: It's my understanding Remi Garde is not under consideration for the #NUFC job. #bbcfootball

I guess the same could be said about any ambitious manager. So who's your choice then?