Collage

Guess JFK was right about him.

The size of his mouth Scary stuff.

Hasn't Kjær got like a 4 for work rate on Football Manager? Don't want him playing for us, like. All Danes have got a 4 for work rate tbf. Not just footballers.

"no idea"

Ah, it's you who said that Carver was getting the head coach job.

Wealthy industrialist, philanthropist and a bicyclist.

He's a psychologist Fitness specialist too I think.

I agree with the thread title.

Karate Zenden That's leftfield. I'll get me coat.

Terrific

Haven't got a clue, tbh.

He's been mentioned before, I think.

Ffs man. Ban IMO.

Of course we'll never spend nearly £40m on Austin and Berahino, and tbh, it would be daft as we have so many positions to fill. Austin and Juanmi for me, then move on to centre backs. EDIT: I'd like one more who can play on the wing though.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/copa-america-2015-venezuelan-tv-5858104 That's...strange. They're a bit mental over there.

All these rumours

Starved him.

Would be very happy with Austin.

His full name is Sebastian Dostrojevskij.

Eh, Austin has been playing for the worst team in the PL... First part was about Bast Dost, I included Austin at the end because he's the other one we have been linked with. "Rely on service", that's the thing though, Austin has been playing for Queens Park f***ing Rangers. We should be able to provide better service.

Eh, Austin has been playing for the worst team in the PL...

Hypocrisy at its finest.

Why? Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink Mk II Ok! 16 goals in 21 Bundesliga games is decent though.

Algemeen Dagblad, actual newspaper as I understand it.