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As long as Mike Ashley is here, concern is a natural part of being a Newcastle United supporter. Come to think of it, it was before as well.

Impossible to pronounce. Next.

Kuyt finally coming.

Don't understand how anyone can like that as a club crest. It's a logo. They're actually replacing their club crest with this, as I understand it.

Bum the Brum. Gonna go out on a limb here and predict a victory.

This is the bottom line.

In a football context, Mike Ashley most certainly is a f***ing idiot Aye, it's remarkable how fast people forget

The Bairns indeed.

Odegaard II Isak is a good player, buy yeah, not the most natural step to take as your first move abroad.

Swedish starlet Alexander Isak to Real Madrid, according to Marca.

It is fucking unbelievable.

Nothing like watching Andy Carroll in form like. He's not the best, but his dominance in the air is a proper joy to behold.

Aye, unreal connection Let me guess, it was a header? Nah kind of half overhead kick/flying volley kind of thing Just saw it. 'Kin hell.

I don't think, I would want this. Pardew has a knack of starting off well at clubs, it's only after his influence is started to take effect that things go downhill. The status quo is fine for now, thank you. Yeah, I agree, I guess.

Pardew in. Come on, you know you want it.

They always survive. They are in a better position to survive this season then they have been at this stage in previous seasons, how anyone can say that they are down is beyond me. Now I'm certain they're going down.

Aye, unreal connection Let me guess, it was a header?

Isn't he in his 30s though? 33

Thank god. Get in!

Bleedin' gun Murphy

Fuckin blow the whistle ref

GOAL!!!

Gayle is fucking mint

Concerned. That starting XI isn't very good and our bench is shit.