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Considering we COULD (I don't say we will) play our best possible XI, and they've got nothing to play for, we should win this. However, this is Newcastle United.

Same here, I feel betrayed.

They have a bit of fret

I know there are plenty who still believe this, but the reality is his position has become untenable. His brief was to finish 10th not 17th. That alone must have cost the club millions. I really, really, really hope you're right. Why else would they have even considered asking McClaren to come in for the last three games? The priority if we stay up will be to get someone similar to MClaren now, cheap and English enough not to make Charnley and Ashley feel too paranoid. I guess the best we can hope for is someone like Mark Warburton.

I know there are plenty who still believe this, but the reality is his position has become untenable. His brief was to finish 10th not 17th. That alone must have cost the club millions. I really, really, really hope you're right.

Lush.

Like: Papiss, Tiote Detestable: Obertan, Iron Mike Meh: Everyone else

Aye, I'm pretty sure it'll be Carver.

HAHA Ronaldo

May secure PL status away at QPR in the 37th game of the season then, exactly the same as 2 years ago.

Like there's a list

We already have the best manager in the PL and we won't replace him.

Ashley/Charnley probably told him to say it. Remember when Lamb's Arse said that Kinnear is better than Capello?

Probably thinks he's clever, taking focus off the players.

Ffs. De Crock.

Still, it's not like this situation is something new under Ashley. We've been relegated once and came very near once. What changes came of this? Fuck all.

He didn't seem to learn much the last time though.

Aye, goalless draw or 1-1 is my gut feeling. Goalless draw!!? Have you seen us defend? No I haven't I know they beat Man U but we're not exactly playing Barcelona here.

Can't see why he would come here.

What's his contract situation? Expiring in the summer?

Aye, goalless draw or 1-1 is my gut feeling.

Boateng there

Messi you fucking genius

Iron Mike vs the three amigos would be a hoot.

Team that shows the most pashun will win the game