Collage

West Ham it is.

They're treating it like an arts project rather than a football shirt.

http://i1.adis.ws/i/jpl/jd_170509_a?qlt=80&unsharp=0,1,1,7&img404=jd_imagemissing&w=683&h=700 Oh god, why the blue fucking shite on the stripes? Would've been quite nice otherwise.

Reminds me off the 99-01 kits, I'm sure they had socks with a blue top. http://www.nufc.com/images/2000-04-10nsxx.jpg

I like that, actually.

I hate him now. With pashun.

Wut

Alan Brazil is Scottish... Apparently the source is Graham Courtney who said we'd signed Lacazette last summer and that Pardew to Palace wasn't happening. I don't think anyone knows tbh. But yes, I expect Carver to be in charge next season and I think that's it for me.

Yep, same for me.

Can see LVG wanting to end 2014-15 with a win, it's not like it's been a great season for him.

So, out of today's team, who will play? De Gea , Valencia , Smalling, Jones, Rojo, Blind, Mata, Ander Herrera, Fellaini, Young, Falcao Subs used: Van Persie, Valdes, Blackett

Bingo. He's Ashley's poster-boy signing. Subservient, inadequate and cheap. I was going to say bloodless.

He was/is a short keeper, so I guess he was better off standing on the line and relying on his shot stopping, which was excellent.

Can't even be described as form.

Drop Krul

Wish I didn't care but I'm fucking low about this state of affairs. Furious with the twats at the top for pressing the stop button halfway through the season to save money. Stupid cunts of the highest order.

Alan Smith?

He probably didn't even notice. Busy showing pashun.

Truly incredible stuff.

1-5

Still can't get over Raylor starting in central midfield instead of Anita/Abeid

Yeah, I was actually pretty sure we'd get something. We're worse than I thought, which says a lot.

Agree 100%.

He's a whiny c***.