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Still think Carver will get the gig. Perfect Ashley "appointment". Please convince me of the opposite.

I've looked at the remaining fixtures and there's no way we're going down IMO, even if we don't get any more points. Hull still have to play Liverpool, Arsenal, Spurs and Man U. They're down. QPR are too far behind and still have to play Liverpool away. Burnley are on the same points as QPR but have easier fixtures, might survive, doubt it though. Leicester play QPR on the final day of the season. The mackems are in deep shit, games v Soton, Arsenal and Chelsea still to play...

#BoycottSwansea

Well done ashleyout.com

When is Cisse back?

I've been accused of some stuff on here but that's taking it too far. Aye, child molester was ok though.

Who? 'Arry

A guy tried to tell me he scored once in a while a few weeks ago on here Good job of taking things out of context. I said he's s*** but better than Obertan. He isn't though and no matter what context saying he scores once in a while is wrong The formulation was poor. Happy?

colback scores

A guy tried to tell me he scored once in a while a few weeks ago on here Good job of taking things out of context. I said he's shit but better than Obertan.

Not blood

Jay-C

"The plane shook us up a bit"

Goal Spurs

Simon Bird ‏@SimonBird_ Seems quiet around Newcastle for a match day.... #BoycottSpurs a success?

http://www.skianything.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/792010-Ski-Museum-Bench.jpg

Nah, not even on the bench. Guess the club didn't like his tweet?

This is a Premier League club, ladies and gentlemen.

Bench: Woodman, Sterry, Kemen, Obertan, Ameobi, Armstrong, Riviere.

Tuchel will take over on July 1. Three-year contract.

Tuchel to Dortmund official

Agreed. I'd be surprised if it's below 40k though.

Exactly, and as always it's criminal that journalists don't question him about it. Or, they don't even have to question him, just a couple of articles clarifying that he's contradicting himself would be nice.

And please no "Fat cockney bastard"