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He's got that typical Scouser footballer look. The frown, the lowered eyebrows, eyes half closed. EDIT: I know, not the best pics. Couldn't be arsed. http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/a7/a3/0,,10278~9020327,00.jpg http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01678/ger6_1678521a.jpg

Can't believe that I'm actually watching an entertaining game in the PL.

My thought too. He clearly gazed into the lift mirror.

Zlatan 1-0 pen

Squillaci sent off for Bastia

Always preferred Xavi to Iniesta. Different types of player, obviously.

He's not right in the head. Incapable of seeing his own shortcomings. Blaming funding of the region ffs

Never heard of him. Looks like a bit of a cunt tbh, he's got them Poyet eyes.

Huth

You couldn't make this shit up. God I hate Alan Pardew.

Benteke!

They've played us twice; season over.

Shelvey penalty, 1-1

1-0 Everton. Lennon

See Beardsley. 2 great seasons.

You're crazy

Well it depends whether you're judging it on longevity, trophies or quality. If its pure quality/talent he absolutely should be there, possibly even higher. Well then Ronaldo should be #1 right? It's a list of the best PL players, not the best players.

He definitely should be ahead of Keane anyway.

Suarez obviously too high up.

Agree with Giggs as #1 but Shearer should be ahead of Keane, possibly Henry as well.

Frank Lampard

The PR guy has told him to do it as often as possible, no doubt.

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