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In the true spirit of April Fools...wor moisture mouth has applied for the Villa job http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03prwbf?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_5_live_sports_extra&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=radio_and_music What an absolute bellpiece.

Lickety Lips has had his say in the tribunal today. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35918904 Still manages to slip in how he had to deal with injuries. Poor John.

This guy is just amazing. Fuck sake man :lol:

I would absolutely love it if these cunts and the Mackems somehow both went down. It's possible...unlikely...but possible.

It's offensive that he's got the number 4 shirt. Hope he falls asleep in a raging fire

Love Mitro but can't defend him. Offers fuck all. Gini is missing, Colback is a ginger liability, Perez hasn't looked right for months, Sissoko has perpetual brain farts in possession and Townsend's been okay. We're so fucking shit

#freemike

Come on Luuk. Score the winner

wat What's the problem here? What's wrong with getting feverishly excited about a south London club on a Newcastle forum, whose manager actively made the large majority of our fan base hate football? What's wrong with getting excited about a club whose fans roundly took the piss out of us when said manager won a few games at the start of the season? You bunch of fucking melts.

Fair enough to an extent, still think the point stands though. He's not gonna know the finer details of our squad and will therefore be taking some (if not a lot) advice from existing club staff...which is why I fear Colback will start on Monday. Would love to be proven wrong of course!

Let's be honest, Rafa isn't gonna know our squad inside out and there's only 10 games to go so there will be an element of advice-taking from club staff in regards to the players...obviously Colback will be put forward as someone dependable/honest/hard working etc...but I'm sure Rafa and his footballing nous will see through the ginger fraud eventually

'Mag in pub' http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mag-in-pub.1210063/ some absolute classics on there why do these cunts have such a big percentage of full blown liars and fabricators? It's mental

Shit appointment, decent coach but woefully short as the main man. Not exactly thrilled by how he was strung along for so long. Hope his soul isn't broken by this, and wish him all the best for the future.

Meh.

Gouffran and Colback on the same pitch. Thought we were trying to stay up?

Love the bloke. He's a loveable simpleton

So essentially, in any sex case unless there are what third party witnesses/evidence the person can never be convicted? That cannot be right. No evidence with the exception of the alleged victim's word resulting in a conviction if contested by the defendant(s)? I'd be genuinely interested to read one case in the UK where it has, but I doubt it exists. Wow. So naive. It happens every day, in every court. Witness/victim testimony is what the justice system is built on. How do you think historical sex offences ever get prosecuted? In your world, almost nobody other than strangers with a knife in the park would ever get convicted of rape, the conviction rate would be in single digits. Most rape allegations hinge on consent in my experience - standard practice is two p*ssed people go home together, sex occurs, and they disagree about the circumstances in which it took place. Physical evidence in that situation is worthless. Not just sex cases, most minor offences in the magistrates run purely on witness statements as well - most domestic violence is one person's word against another, most racially aggravated offences are the same: "he hit me and called me a paki" "no I didn't, I just hit him." Stuff like drunk and disorderly is your word against a police officer and your chances of your word being deemed more credible than his are slim to none. There is no evidence in a case like that - the two sides give their version of what happened and the bench decide which is more credible. "Doubt it exists" I was going to say that, but much less coherently. Wullie Ronaldo's post displays a spectacular level of stupidity, wow. Imagine, racist incidents for example couldn't be prosecuted without a time-stamped audio recording of the event

Erudite.

Hadn't even thought of that time to harness the spirit of Nandos to defeat the enemy Fistpumps

This was one of my main gripes with Pardew, it was always about nullifying the opposition, limiting the damage and hoping someone pops up at the other end. At least with McClaren we've cut that out at home but he needs to start being braver away from home. Yes we need to be watchful of a team full of first class internationals but we should also be trying to impose our game on them. Fortune favours the brave so we need to stop being cowards and attempt to play actual football away from home, we may start picking up points because at the moment the cautious game is yielding us nothing. Longing for our own philosophy. Instead of claiming we're 'brave' to have 2 strikers on the pitch late in the game whilst 3-0 down.

Worth a squirt? Although the trial is young.

Good one

Playing for the U21s vs Stoke tonight.

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article113427.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/ash-image-2-374593454.jpg ?? To be fair he'd probably do a better job.

Would rather someone proven in the PL considering our position but I like this guy. Scores goals everywhere he goes, every competition he plays in.