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Not that long ago, we'd have had to pay twice that amount for him. His career has gone in fits and starts, and I think we've scooped him up at a good time. I'd be very disappointed in our squad though if he doesn't get mega-stick for being a fan of Pokemon. What? there's no way he was either worth £24m or that any top flight professional club would have paid £24m for him jesus I hope he does well, of course. But if we play him on the left, does that not negate one of his best strengths? Cutting in and occasionally hitting a shot on target? Every Spurs fan I've spoken to said he can't cross a football to save his life.

This signing has made me miss Hatem Ben Arfa more than ever before.

Couldn't fucking make this shit up. It's beyond belief, the administration must know how lucky they are to have such blindly loyal fans. When will it stop. Fucking hell.

Haha best and most relevant title ever.

Mainly because they're a pair of c***s Sounds about right.

Good finish Lascelles. Why the fuck are they calling him 'Lasellars' on the commentary?

This system is AIDS.

I'm still holding off a bit before celebrating his demise, still have a feeling he'll worm his way out of this one...always seems to take advantage of the PL 'lottery' seasons like this one Still hope he walks into a pyroclastic flow though.

On its current trajectory, MLS will be on par quality-wise with the PL in 20 years. Easy. Playoffs, mascots, hokey logos and team names n' all. And NFL's gonna have a permanent team in London within the next few years. We're coming. You taking the p*ss with the first paragraph? As someone who follows both the PL and MLS intently, nope. It's fact. :lol: Fucking love Americans. Just...brilliant.

Yep, local lad who was happy to give it the biggun when his adopted club of life rapists beat us 3-0. Hmm. Sho'Time, your signature sums the situation up for me.

Just seen that Chronicle poll - 60% of our fans think that wor clementine should stay in the team for Watford. Erm.

:lol: Original, I like it

Forced to leave Bolton as they can't offer him a new deal in the current financial siutation they're in. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35343240?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_match_of_the_day&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport A return to solve our striker problems? After all, Mitro needs to learn from the best, and who better than Barcelona's conqueror? Although some French prick has nicked his shirt.

Guessing that high horse you're sitting on doesn't allow for jokes

Goodbye Alan Scott Pardew. I hope one day, after you've relegated Palace to the third tier, that I get to make you watch me kill your family slowly and then drown you in your tears. Cunt.

Shearer absolutely loved that header such a legend

*shudder* That actually happened

Still found myself celebrating Swansea's second Same, even though it's very bad for us. Even though I want the mackems to equalise, I doubt I'd celebrate it. And it's 2-2. I hate the cunts

Still found myself celebrating Swansea's second

Decided I quite like midweek football now.

Hope the Vitamin D-deficient oxygen hoarder drinks 12 pints of bleach. The cunt

Weird seeing Ayoze like this.

Are we ever gonna score a goal again

His forward passing is fucking embarrassing. Wish he'd go play with the traffic

Can't believe Man Utd fans are still bitter at Shearer turning em down