Cf

Still can't look past selling him to Liverpool at this point is just us saying to other clubs to do the same with our other players should they ever want to sign them.

Ahem.

Arse al trying to pass it in again.

So far it seems really odd it's taken so long for Arsenal to sign a striker and when they finally do it's this guy.

The signs were all there last season. Seemed like they relied on individual brilliance (Salah particular) to get their results.

Top of the league should be wide open this season based on the first few games.

These two are the favourites to win the league?

Pope N/A Trippier 5 Schar 6 Botman 6 Burn 6 Bruno 5 Tonali 5 Ramsey 6 Murphy 5 Livramento 5 Osula 3 Miley 4 Hall 5 Elanga 4 Barnes 3

I think this is a generous, but just about fair enough way of looking at it. But it wasn't a great showing from us it has to be said. Overall I'm optimistic about the season ahead but 2/9 isn't a great start.

Adding Elanga to my list. And Longstaff.

Not sure that's fair. We haven't been particularly in control of this. Just a very VERY meh game of football.

Wow. I've missed my calling at making a living from social media engagement

Players I hope to never see in an NUFC shirt after today's game: Miley Hall That is all.

Nice to see Man Utd win so their manager loves his kids tonight rather than hating them.

Rename the thread to Corrupt Officiating.

FUCK OFF

Kane was sold 2 years ago so before some major price inflation, had 1 year left on his contract, and was sold abroad not to another PL club. On that basis £115m next summer would be an absolute piss take.

Not that I'm complaining.

Makes you wonder why they didn't just cough up a bit extra for Woltemade if he was their first choice.

Surprise inclusion in the team for Leeds. Announce the signing after the match and after he's scored a hat trick.

Ok the topic of squad harmony, good eggs, no dickheads, etc, I know it's a really high priority for us/Eddie but as we aim to reach the very top we'll have to start dealing with and managing this type of player a bit more. If we are in a position where the best choice on the pitch isn't the best off it then that's a situation we need to learn to handle going forwards. Isak is a twat obvs.

That clip of the agent was excellent btw. Sky must have known they were going to get something like that from him but it very much had "you're not getting invited back" vibes.

It baffling. And the money in the striker market is so high. Other clubs justifiably hooding out for ridiculous sums. Yet when it comes to the best in class we're supposed to roll over and accept any old fee.

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What the actual fuck