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So, how fucked is travel to Milan then? I've balloted but got nothing arranged so if I do get a ticket god knows what I'm going to do.

Go on @MrRaspberryJam, throw that fucking scooter at him man!

Intensity no longer our identity? Sobering thoughts going into the break with a few questions for Eddie and the team to try and find answers to. Still behind the lads 100% but today looked as bad as any EH performance I've witnessed sadly.

PEWER. Another one of them days I guess.

Praying for a good performance, lads switched on an hungry with a clinical edge. We've actually played well in all games we just haven't been clinical enough when it matters. A win would do wonders to restore a bit of faith, a draw not the end of the world. A loss may have more people losing their minds in the twattersphere.

Should never look a gift horse in the mouth mate.

Should maybes try that again because he's fucking spent as a keeper. Lloris ffs, absolute jokes

Was it not the given one?

Yep, remarked to my brother at the villa home game that it's ages since I've seen so much black and white in and around St James'. And for all Castores general shitness, they done a really good job on the kits this season I feel.

+1, haven't came across it yet.

Canny buzzed, not gonna lie. Canny weird the last episode making barely any reference to the grandad collar because when you think Adidas and nufc, it's that top really isn't it. And a sunrise GK top also.

Just catching up with ep.3, who the fuck are them two 'Fans' in front of that Graham for the spurs game ffs You'd think someone just farted in their Coco pops when the goals went in.

Always willing to stump up a bigger one off on top of the monthly dono, so light the beacons wor flags! Sure you lads have a pretty good back catalogue now to generate amazing displays even if whatever you want doesn't come off in time. Fuck I'm excited.

Trouble in the ranks, worrying. Dunno why but I get the feeling it's Eddie Howes fault. But seriously, hope you lads get sorted what you want to and we give the best version of NUFC supporters on the biggest stage! The world will be watching, mental.

I honestly can't contain my excitement, it's fucking peak football supporting wet dreams material! The club will obviously be creaming their y-dogs from a commercial perspective, the players will be fucking fizzing at the chance of playing some of Europe's truly elite teams. As much as a supposed easy stroll through the group sounds great and all, Newcastle marching through Paris, Milan and fucking Dortmund man, absolute spice levels of delirium for me right now. Also helps justify the cost of the bastard 3 game package I plumped for

Very true. But I'm only just coming out of my self imposed football ban after the game and was just browsing insta. Curiosity got the better of me and I got my fingers burnt, again. Lack of faith in humanity well and truly restored.

I feel NO is fairly good at filtering out the weirdos. Some of them play a fine line, but the incessant weirdos get the boot eventually.

Would be surprised if the Arse were willing to let Smith Rowe go like? Thought he was well though of there.

Made the mistake of looking at the comments on our Instagram posts for the game, holy shit. Lot of weird nufc fans going in hard on EH and a LOT of foreign LFC fans ribbing If becoming a bigger club means getting these weird cling ons who basically shag players wherever they go and just spew abuse on social media, I think I might want to get off this ride at some point

I mean it's fairly innocent like mate Try a post of that ilk on rawk and you'd probably be reported to the police for picking on poor Liverpool.

Gan mek is a couple of boilers, and they better be FUCKING RUNNY!

Come to accept that miggy will fluff as much as he creates and he needs zero time to consider his options. He's always available and always willing to run, but that lifted shot man could see his body arching back in advance. Although frustrating, I think he's been decent in the opening games.

I try and remind myself that whilst it's nice to lay a glove on the current top teams, it's beating the teams in and around us that will guarantee a solid finish again. Could be an argument that LFC aren't currently in the very top teams, but they have undeniably top quality players who can punish you when you take your foot off. Onto the next and put this shitshow behind us, no ill feeling to any of the players. Sure they're hurting after that.

I think this is the only thing annoying me this morning, that slack jawed twat gurning on the touchline with his OTT chest thumping and gesticulating. He deserves no satisfaction, he's a raging bellend.