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Surely being that wealthy can't be entirely down to luck though. People get lucky breaks all the time, not sure everyone knows when or how to capitalise. Not sure what finishing high school has to do with it either, isn't history littered with successful people not being the most academic? Either way, I've no horse in this race.

This is it. Mental and fun to think of for 5 mins, but I've no realistic expectation of Messi strolling into little Benton to have a kick about with longstaff and co. Mainly because he's shit and doesn't have the engine for Eddies mags.

Messi knocking around Benton training ground would be too much for my little insular brain to comprehend. So I won't

Alex Ferguson?

I'd like to see man u well and truly mullered.

Anybody still awaiting their mini surfer flag?

Look at you all laying into a 40 odd year old shola who is giving a tour to millions of prospective viewers, bet half of you can't even get it up.

From where my season ticket is, Worrying.

Feel like I've been molested without even being touched. Weird people out there.

A true marvel of modern day technology at work. The final product speaks for itself, it says "kill me!"

70% could just be covering the shirt, sponsor that remaining doubt? Or am I misunderstanding

Fat fucking slug. That is all.

I did see Graeme make his way over from where I am after waving his geet fuck off champions league flag for about 20 mins straight

It's Matchday!! HWTL EIEIEIO

Is it too early to start with Courtney Cox pictures?

Knowing how out of touch the DJ is, he'll play it irrespective.

Btw, I don't hate the bloke even though it sounds like I do. Someone just needs to supervise him and that volume knob

Manchester?! If a player doesn't want to play for Newcastle and live in the immediate or surrounding areas then fuck them! Wrong precedent to set for me.

I'll be there till I'm kicked out like every game I attend so I've no issue there tbh. Maybe I'm getting more miserable with age but I find him grating announcing the team, announcing the goal scorer, "enjoy the game", and now his favourite go to of playing music loud as fuck to drown out the fans actually trying to have a good time. Not sure the length of the track has any bearing on me thinking it would be tinpot mind He's going to do it if we win so if you're there, enjoy it! And know I'll be sitting in the gallowgate in a minute long huff

Because I want to be able to enjoy the achievements of the season and show appreciation to the players and management without music fucking obliterating my ear drums tbh. His input has not been conducive to any form of atmosphere this season. I'd rather hear the CL anthem at an actual CL match. Seems really tinpot otherwise.

You know it's almost a given already though don't you? It'll totally ruin the evening if he does mind.

It made me ill at the thought that I could support nufc for my entire life and not see them win anything, and when Ashley finally settled in, even attempt or pretend to care about competing. I pray we win something, I'll dine on it till my last breaths.

Geet up sosig

Vile pen that man