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Who?

Bit of an absurd statement given that he's easily the best deep-lying midfielder we've got. Would sooner play without a holding midfielder than waste a shirt on Anita. :lol:

Aye, he's added a shovel from a deck of cards to it.

The beak on that bloke, kin hell

Just the 8 years apart. Both Obertan and McClaren had hair, it was that long ago.

Well, he's the only one who can fly a spaceship tbf. Quality

...an hourglass? Fuck sake, I knew it had a proper name But I googled sand clock, and one came up, so just went with it

You would assume he would have a chat with Sinclair and Richards about how shit Cities bench is, surely?

So is the 28mil double deal with Wijnaldum actually happening?

It's fucking painful to watch

The production quality is GCSE multimedia level. Proper Microsoft word art all the way through

Another video FOR FREE. The fuck is gannin on

LH: "Can the club give an update on season ticket renewals after what has been reported recently?" The club stated that despite what has been reported, renewal rates are strong and are similar to this same stage last season. The club is pleased with the take-up by existing and new season ticket holders.

BP: "The club has admitted to making mistakes. Can you clarify what these mistakes were and what measures have been put in place to ensure that they don't happen again." The club stated it did not wish to dwell on the past and stated its objectives are clear. With Steve and his staff now in place, the focus is now very much looking to the future. Taylor Payne (TP): "From fans, there's a lot of residual frustration about last season. Why did the failures occur - was it the model, personnel or finance?" The club stated that a combination of factors occurred but repeated it did not want to dwell on the past. To club did however underline that its final position and being in a situation whereby it needed to secure its Premier League status on the final game of last season was wholly unacceptable.

MINUTES!

That's not strictly true considering YoCabs was usually found sitting between the two centre halfs like. Tiote was regularly playing further forward. I believe in the Essien role.

The only similarities Wijnaldum has with Siem, is they both play in an attacking midfield role. For me, Siem is more about positioning, arriving late into the box, and off the ball movement to create space for himself. Wijnaldum is more about quick movement and pace to burst through from midfield and drive at a defence. If anything Wijnaldum is a variation of Moussa, which is why I believe he will be sold if Georgino comes in.

Class

I hear the new thread klaxon.

Didn't know where to put this, but it's pre season, so ta da!

DEAL OFF.

Rik Elfrink ‏@RikElfrink 14m14 minutes ago #PSV heeft een eerste bod gekregen van Newcastle United voor Wijnaldum: ruim 16 miljoen euro. Spel definitief op de wagen. #PSV has a first bid from Newcastle United for Wale: over 16 million euros. Game finally on the truck.

Can't stop laughing at this picture

That stupid tattoo he has on his right forearm is a fucking sand clock thing. You time eggs with them. Cunt.

He's atleast one of those, no wonder it's happened twice.