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How is Danny Rose in ahead of Bertrand?

Lallana has played 450 minutes this season

He's been one of England's best players the last few years. Been injured most of this season But what about his uncontrollable temper? He strangled a kid in an u23 game

If you believe the rumours on their forums he's honour-bound to join them as he verbally agreed to join them a couple seasons ago but then Madrid came in for him and that was the end of that. He's probably consider it if he had no job. This is also my train of thought. Like if Rafa was out of contract then aye, but no way he leaves at this point for West ham, even if they pay the 6mil buyout fee.

If you believe the rumours on their forums he's honour-bound to join them as he verbally agreed to join them a couple seasons ago but then Madrid came in for him and that was the end of that.

Whens the squad announced i'm sick of this. Bring on the fume

Going by the owners open statement to the players some weeks back I wouldn't be surprised if its him that opended the door for the "fans". What a surreal situation they are in Don't the fans think the players threw the chance of a CL place or something, so battered them.

Cahill

Damn this scathingly accurate article. I've never seen him admire his own passes, he's been more mobile in the last 12 months than the rest of his career combined, and if he's so easy to mark how come he's still making the passes and finding space? As for % of passes, he's in a newly promoted team with Joselu and Gayle as targets not the most potent front 3 in the PL. Why is everything about Jonjo misconstrued and taken out of context? To justify keeping him out

I'm not fussed whether he goes or not. But I think on form and ability he deserves it over many alternatives. Also having an English NUFC player at a WC might improve my ability to watch our games without wanting to stick my head in a chip pan.

So, the champions champions league, except it might include none European clubs?

He stops breathing once John Terry gets a mention, went MACH 2

I dislike Villa as much as the next bloke, but after watching this yesterday I wanted Boro to get humped. No doubt the little pleb will have an Arsenal Fan TV worthy video up tonight. Also I apologise for the none NE folk who won't understand a fucking word that bloke says.

This Ian Dennis bloke wants to get fucked. Arguing with Douglas when he knows nowt about Shelvey and comes back with this as WC justification

Welbeck is always injured and he's banged in a massive 15 goals for Arsenal. No ta.

Only one of Rashford or Martial needs to leave. They each played close to 28 full games last season across all comps. I don't know how many of those minutes were sub appearances, but I'd assume if one leaves that's an extra 2500 minutes of football up for grabs to fill the void. But since Rashford has came through the academy, is English, is 2 years younger, already plays more and contributes directly to a higher proportion of goals, I might stick my neck out and say bye bye Martial.

"Jonjo Shelvey Newcastle fans believe Shelvey is more than deserving of a seat on the plane to Russia in light of his recent form for the Magpies. The midfielder has been one of Newcastle’s brightest stars this season, with his range of passing and vision helping to pull the side clear of the relegation zone. But due to his disciplinary record, it’s believed Southgate isn’t even considering the 26-year-old. A crying shame given what he can offer." A crying shame nobody can be arsed to watch our games or do their own research.

Fekir could pass for one of them Briardene car wash blokes down Whitely Bay.

The "good tourist" comment is absurd when a bloke that nicked a taxi in a foreign country gets called up.

But how does that explain constantly playing Hayden Mullins in place of Mascherano for half a season. Does he not watch them in training? Even the craziest posters on football forums wouldn't make that mistake. Mascherano walked into our midfield as first choice competing against Xabi Alonso and Steven Gerrard. But could not displace Reo Coker and Mullins. Pardew was satisfied Jack Colback could replace a prime Yohan Cabaye. Somethings can't be explained.

Pfffffffffffffffft.

I love this years kit like. Even looks great for meaningless substitutions. Be sorry to see it go.

Joey has got to be taking the piss with the last one. He spelt every one wrong

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