Billy Pilgrim

Those who excel in player recruitment

‘Yeah when I was at school, I wrote my own little newspaper covering the football team. We called it the St Aelfric’s Gazette. The lads always asked me to join in but I was just so happy writing down the things that I saw happening’. Luke takes a sip of his water and looks pensively out the window. ‘But then another boy started to take the things I wrote and use them in the yard when talking to the football lads. Soon they forgot all about me. And the gazette. I think that was the first time that I really appreciated the struggle of journalism’.

oh but I wrote the thing on Twitter first a bunch of swots who need bullied into therapy

Is there a group of humans with a larger sense of self regard than football journalists? An absolute plague on the rest of us

When the revolution comes people who hint at huge transfers without giving names will end up like Ceausescu

it’s going to be a mental January and we aren’t going to sign every single player we seriously chase.

Just fuckin’ sign him man. We need a right back, he needs a gold plated swimming pool, Diego needs money to spend on Skinny iberian wonder kids, everyone wins.

We’re laughing about it but it’s only called off because it met the criteria to get called off. The conspiracy chat is a bit mental, as if we’re capable of planning to that degree.

He’s massively overrated and I’ll fight all of ya

Enjoying the seethe with this one, didn’t even know I hated Southampton until a few hours ago

300m for Anderlecht Belgian Pro League: 2009–10[190] Inter Milan Serie A: 2020–21[203] UEFA Europa League runner-up: 2019–20[204] Belgium FIFA World Cup third place: 2018[205]

We aren’t really set up for crosses tbh

Things might happen. Newcastle bad, so things could be hard. On balance, things might not happen after all.

Burnley pure muck

Yaya’s birthday levels of footballer exceptionalism going on here. He is a fraud and Tuchel is the real deal.

Any news about a loan move for choudry

I gotta be honest like, every time I have seen Dembele play in the last few years he has been absolutely hopeless. A full on Obertan. I’m not gonna say no like but all the same seems high risk.

The very second you put your real name and face to any wild claims on the internet, you have lost the game forever, and in 200 years time you will be an object of ridicule in human studies modules at alien university.

Ffs I only went along with throwing away my morals cos I thought we’d sign footballers

Sancho is too slow.

If you would rather start Joelinton in CM than Wijnaldum you need urgent reeducation gulag

Gonna have a great time watching these scruffs move through the stages of grief between now and the start of February. With any luck we will have a ‘Newcastle spent 100m while we screwed automatic promotion before spring’ double.

I just picked them as an example of the lazy gramsci crowd I don’t actually know what they think about NFTs. The point is the ideological justification for NFTs, both in a metaphysical and economic sense, is easily supportable by the big claims that orthodox Marxists make about the nature of material products and value. So while not every tech Marxist believes NFTs are great it is very easy to see why some have zero problems reconciling the inherently speculative nature of blockchain tech with the promise to fix the alienation of the producer from the produced product. TLDR; NFTs are mumbo jumbo, yeah you might get rich off them but that doesn’t mean they aren’t wack

NFTs are exactly suited to being pitched by Marxist gobshites