Billy Pilgrim

I think there is the bones of something decent there today but we are like 9 points worse off cos of darlow and woodman than we should be. Start dubravka or go down, simple as that.

Him fannying about before the goal led to the decent strike. He’s shite.

Gotta be the end of darlow this. Tragic.

Toney is excellent

Darlow is a sex crime

Part of me feels like this, the other part of me feels like I do when I see old demented Bavarian fellas when they are explaining why they shouldn’t be deported to Israel for war crimes trials.

It will take months of decent performances before I drop any sort of grudge against Joelinton and shelvey and darlow. I am pure sick of the sight of all of them, more than most of you lot were with Bruce, and it will take literal miracles to turn them into premier league footballers. Shelvey has the talent but he is as thick as a brick and a self destructive, lazy dickhead. The amount of stupid fouls and cards he gets himself into because he was too lazy to go early. Maddening.

I think people need to be more generally concerned about the stability of the premier league, and not because of the Saudis. We take it for granted that the league is always there and runs like clockwork and always will do but that is dependent on 20 teams agreeing to it forever.

Preach. A bunch of nerdy swots telling on each other. Imagine the stupidest person you know writing out every shit thought they ever had about anything, add in football occasionally and replicate it 400m times and you have something approximating the Twitter experience. Gormless, self-martyring, holier than thou nonsense from people who are constantly wrong but believe very strongly that they’ve been right about everything, always. The world would be instantly better if Twitter and Facebook got deleted in our sleep. Web 2.0 was a grievous mistake for humanity. And the worst part is it artificially inflates dickheads like Steve wraith, who have never done anything whatsoever of note in their entire lives but have colonised enough of the internet to get away with spending their time on earth sucking up to creeps and regurgitating pub bore discussion and getting rewarded handsomely for it. We used to stop letting people like Steve wraith inside the cave and left him to be eaten by wolves and bears and such. Decline and fall. Every time I see one of these social media e-drama ‘set the record straight’ tweets it makes me want to eat my own head.

It’s really helpful that they’ve got their own big forum where they share all their stupid shite, makes getting my anti-mackem fix easy as fuck. RTG is almost as good as RAWK when it comes to completely mental jealous behaviour, except it’s even funnier cos it’s the mackems and they’re a bunch of shit scruffy knackers who think they are jimi Hendrix levels of cool.

Dear Barry Mackem, Thank you for your letter concerning my appearance on Strictly Come Dancing, crowd sourcing funding for a roof on the Stadium of life and your request that I ‘shout out’ to Tommy Robinson. Forgive my lateness in responding, as I have been up having full sex for almost a fortnight in my Beverly Hills mansion (do you know, I live next to Michael Jordan!). With regards to the Newcastle takeover, in my twilight years I have since decided that I like Newcastle after all and never was ashamed of it, and happen to now think that growing up in industrial poverty was a great laugh. As I sang in my hit song, it can get ‘so lonely!’ out here in Hollywood and it warms the cockles in my heart when I think of the games my dad never took to me to while I was at choir practice! So I’m sorry to say I won’t be joining in your campaign against the state of Saudi Arabia owning the club, I think it’s actually a great idea, and since you brought it up I’ve thought about it every time I go on a multi day shag bender. With regards to the roof and Tommy Robinson, I don’t know what either of those things are, and in any case, I’m much too busy saving the planet from the Chinese. Yours, Gordon Sting (sting)

The sheer delusion involved in hoping that he will be anything other than total dogshit and that he shouldn’t be carried out the building immediately worries me somewhat. Give him two games max and if he’s still chronic fire him back to Germany out of a centrifuge. Infuriating footballer.

Other teams have plenty of bellend fans but how many others have such a brazen star fucking drama lord imposing themselves as the face of fuck knows what

Lovely bit of access journalism there from Samuel, a man who has never scored a goal in any level of football in his entire life

I really hope that they’re thinking very hard how logos look on a black and white shirt when they’re deciding which princeling business to funnel money through

I dunno what bairns these days are like but when I was a kid growing up football was the only thing in the world that mattered. There was fuck all to do except go outside and play football anywhere that was flat enough. Everyone played football, everyone talked football, it was all we did. Even now I think of all the people I know in my life, the ones I played football with are the ones I know the best.

Shearer does all the weird things that you hear Geordies do when they try to sound posher. It just sounds weirder coming from him cos he never had a radge accent in the first place, was just a typical mumbler.

If Howe can win a few games this side of January he has an excellent chance of doing well here. Looks the part, says the right things, job doesn’t seem too big for him, just need some results to get the ball rolling. Then spunk money like a sailor on shore leave in January.

Looks like she sucks up souls like Shang tsung

without comment, something I found https://www.espn.co.uk/football/club/chelsea/363/blog/post/3263998/emenalo-exit-celebrated-but-chelsea-fans-concerned-about-uncertain-future

Let go of unai let go of conte settlin’ now for Eddie howe eddie Howe (Babylon by David gray)