Billy Pilgrim

Fairly sure I sold my soul to the devil so we didn’t sign the likes of Cantwell and Wood

Yes. He is shite. I have decreed it.

Chris Wood has been playing as a centre forward in this league for years, he is a known quantity, he is shite. The sort of nonsense signing i was worried about when Howe came into the picture.

Would love to summon a demon that gave him Gout in his balls

They’re bad but are they getting schooled by Cambridge bad? At what point does the accumulation of bad decisions become bad management? Suppose we will find out by February.

Absolute rubbish today. Out of his depth against Cambridge.

One of each, and a left back. These are shite and we’ve gone into half time at 0-0.

Need a decent goal scoring centre forward ASAP

Isak is a Thierry Henry regen, would be top of my list of strikers

Long term it has disaster written all over it, because he’s a mental cunt and derby are a basket case club. It isn’t inconceivable that in the short term he could stabilise them a bit and push for promotion but equally he could still be high on making a profit at Newcastle or decide as a fuck you to us to spend a bit of money, because that’s how he operates and nobody can predict what he will do. I just feel sorry for Derby, that they are reduced to begging for Ashley or they go bust. It all comes down to is Mike Ashley spiteful enough to want to spend some of his own money as a fuck you.

If Botman wants the move, this will happen.

Watching this board fill up with the names of footballers who are not shit is warming the very cockles of my soul

200k for your left back is a bit much tbf, Taggers is probably going for about 60-70k

Trippier and Tagliafico were the first two players I signed on football manager this year. Expect Sule, Isak and a 130m deal for Saka to follow.

Cantwell is a floppy fraud, best avoided imo

I’ve got a scandie name, that nobody in England can ever pronounce. I’ve also got a degree in English, yet choose to lean hard into writing with colloquialisms.

Genuinely should just buy these so we can turn the whole thing into mackem beamish, and show punters around the place like it’s a war crimes museum

Hopefully Yasser, Mandy and her husbando all get a massive kick out of spunking money on footballers and take to it like a shipping clerk to an opium den

Yeah and while we’re at it let’s get Fred West in to do some building maintenance and put Ian Huntley in charge of the under 15s

In the program for the Spurs game he gave an interview and talked quite candidly about having depression and how that has affected his form after a bad injury. Seems to me though that he wasn’t very quick in the first place and his first proper injuries robbed him of the pace he had, so now he’s less effective.

Quite enjoying this bidding for players we might get malarkey.

If I was Digne I’d probably want Chelsea too, but I’m not convinced they are that into Digne with Chilwell on 190k p/w

100k Pw is class

Yeah fuck it sign him nall