Holloway

Towns end can consider himself unlucky to miss out the way he finished the season, wouldn't swap him for Sterling.

Winnets, a jewel hiding in the crack of the English language

I always thought the saying was ' as dull as ditchwater', but never mind

Another boil lanced, geedup.

Will handpick a few home and away, feels like the start of something brewing. My elderly parents renewing simply because of Mr Rafa Benitez.

Emotional few hours and Donald Crump can't spoil it.

Aye, same here, which is devastating having returned home after a decade but I'm not giving that c*** a f***ing penny. Will have to see about the most friendly away games to take the bairn to, see if I can get her into it. We've just moved close to Middlesbrough so all she's hearing about is Boro atm. Gonna have to nip that in the bud. Leeds away is like running through meadows with flowers in your hair

Too many stiffy's for the Pards floppies

Looking forward to Jose at Man U, pissing all over their attacking chips

Some fine poetry, but what is blaow is it a Pardle?

Ugh the smarmy silver gobshite

I can't get into the comments section so that's a fucking blessing

I' m not worried but getting a bit worried.

One of my all time hero's, hope he can pull through this.

Sturridge moving like my grandad there, and he' s been dead 50 years

Sublime strike, should be crippled for the dance

I'm currently working near Millwall's ground with some of their fans. They have assured me that we' ll be very welcome there

He's staying.fucking geedup. Parry time next season, might even pop in the Ben Arfa thread.

Generally accepted that the reason for relegation was not fighting enough for the shirt, albeit coupled with the limpest of management, rather than lacking in obvious quality in the starting line ups. So for me it has to be the biggest not give a fuck culprits, and Gini has romped that one, with Sissoko and Tiote sulking and moping about in joint second

30 miles of disgust, hysteria

Highly emotional comment, no worse than dozens on a weekly basis

But a striker with pace and can finish will have no competition from captain Caveman, so he'll be a sub then..

So what do you want to do then?

That's quite interesting, as the difference between the level of quality in the prem and the Championship is routinely described as a gulf or chasm It is a chasm, but it's the strikers with pace or clever movement who will tend to give championship defenders more trouble I would have thought, I'm not sure they'll have much problem with someone who's strong and decent in the air. Most championship defenders are okay in that department I'd have thought. Fair comment, speedster types with limited skill levels have done well the likes of Harewood. Just feel it would be mad to bin a physical type like Mitro without trying him.out there. In Rafa we trust, hopefully