Holloway

He' ll come back in slow motion

The absolute rinsing of Ashley Cole followed by smacking in the goal to wrap it up was something of a false dawn

He's proving hard to shift, is this fucker

Could be a smart move this, fires them to playoff position then comes back in January to challenge our strikers for top goal scorer and collect his championship winners medal

Has he signed like, with his ghost written excuses ?

His play is all about pace, power and momentum and it's hard to stop when it comes together. But his distribution/ end product is not top drawer by any means and if he has to stop and think, he is knackered

I would imagine Rafa would coax some performances out of him to get that big move to a giant like Everton or Spuds

He's been angling for a move for over 2 years now man. I don't know how much more obvious he needs to make it to you that he really, really doesn't want to be at Newcastle United. Time we got rid. So using that logic would you have dropped him and banished him to training with the kids a year ago ?

Why should he train alone or with the kids if his move fails to materialise? Plenty of players have angled for a move then buckled down and got on with it when it hasn't come off. No fucker knows if he is a disruptive influence ?

Shelvey you beautiful baldy bastard

Had a chuckle at work today at a cockney bloke who said his Palace supporting mate reckoned a few of their players had been Pardewed. I think he thought it might have been an original statement

Safe journey, cranium uranium x

The Leicester fans will be about that draw But carry on sniffing at it by all means

Ah bollocks. Going to this one and it's a cobbled together strike force.. A start for Armstrong, please

Home to Forest

Loan deal for Tim Krul? Won't be back, ever .

Hideous American teeth

If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn

So he's speedy, can't defend and has ropey delivery, but Rafa likes him and he sounds like a violinist. Happy with that

Would like to see Mitro and Armstrong given a run out for this one

Mad non football injuries inflicting his carcass, collapsed lungs, spackered fingers etc

Jeez, pea green groundsheet covering the running track at West Am

Battle of the Beasts on Weardside Fiddlesborough go ahead

Love this heed the baall

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