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I see Sorensen got two goals

Only ending badly. He'll not be in the right frame of mind to ever play.

I'm done. Not even Rafa can keep me with this club now. Sick of this shit and nothing will be done until Ashley's in such health that he cant run the club anymore.

He's never got double figures in the league but you can guarantee they'll want at least 30 million for him.

Welbeck will be grossly overpriced compared to what he actually does. No thanks.

I paid £5 just to watch the Hearts game last season tbf. :lol: Least that went to Hearts instead of Fatty though.

Mind you, it's teamtalk and graeme bailey. We're much more likely to sign no one.

Rondon on loan is even worse than Slimani on loan ffs.

The squad we've got now is what we'll go with, I'm becoming more and more convinced of that.

Oh look its one of those pretty 3d computer mockups that other clubs get praised to the hilt for.

Absolute Journeyman.

Shite that Sunderland managed to get Kane like.

Exactly. We're getting a 2012/13 summer again because we did fine so he thinks we dont need players

I like how they're playing all the NE teams in pre season team apart from us. Bunch of tinpot nothing clubs, the lot of them.

Why is Shelvey categorised as lazy or a defensive liability? He has to do more off the ball work for us than any of these players do

I guess him and merino gone and Ki not being back yet is why Longstaff and Roberts were brought along.

Dubravka, Darlow, Woodman would be my three. I really wanted Sels to be a success when he first came in and who knows, maybe after a year away he might still have a chance if he hangs around. Elliot can go. Don't even have the disdain for him that the forum does though, any footballer who's so common they ask for a dodgy stream on twitter to watch Newcastle is alright by me

I'd personally just put Saivet as 4th choice and spend it elsewhere. But then I thought Saivet had more about him than Hayden to begin with.

Urgh, a player I like playing for Brighton. Yuck.

The most depressing thing is this board. There's nowt wrong with being happy spurs won't have as much time to prepare for us. It's natural to notice anything that gives your team an advantage.

Oh god Joselu is getting a new contract

Aye, the non sponsor thing is odd. Gambling's not exactly great from a moral perspective but our most revered sponsor that people always want back is Alcohol which is even worse to advertise.

Ivan Toney on loan would be hilarious.

So how many games this season till someone proclaims he should never play for us again?