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Turbo requires effort, tbh. So you're saying that we haven't been intentionally bad before?

But we were turbo shit before, surely?

Was that Jesus warming up after the half was finished?

"I wish I had an arse like that."

"Gulum! Gulum!"

Number 22 in Besiktas looks like he's got a dead bird or something on his head.

Really? Can't see anything because that idiotic number nine in Nice is covering the entire screen for me.

Bingo. I don't think you have to be big to be a CB, but I think a back four with not a single player over 6 foot is asking for bother against a lot of teams. Regardless of the lads height he is 27 this season and his experience in the Premier League is getting relegated with Hull. Well, we still have Tin Foil Mike...

Aye, now it looks more believable.

Clearly a fake. The quality of the picture is at least too half decent.

What will they think up next?

http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/44/f1/0,,10278~11596100,00.gif

Too fat for the ball the fat useless fat fecker fattie.

Dat picture quality.

I think we should all stop what we're doing and discuss this again. Over and over, please He's only 5' 9", he's going to suck here bigtime. Or smalltime.

That's better.

Aye, the guy wouldn't even be able to tell that he has an arse for a head.

Was dropped for the favor of an underperforming Jonás coming back from injury I think. Never featured much or looked very confident ever since then.

Tottenham fans I know can't believe their luck in getting that amount of money for Kaboul, a player they reckon hasn't played well for two seasons, if in fact he's not injured and plays at all. Will be proved to be not such a good signing for the mackems I reckon? Hope so He's bound to be an upgrade on O'Shea and Brown though.

He completely crushed Diego Costa. Of course it was class.

20 - 50 years of age then.

Undisclosed?

He looked like he might become something good when he tricked the entire Stoke defence a long time ago.