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Aha! Who would have thought? http://media.giphy.com/media/EldfH1VJdbrwY/giphy.gif

Wigedowigedowigedo what? What was he even saying there?

Good thing they didn't out voice our loyal 40k fans that was supporting the team... oh wait...

Pardew should still get it because of all the deluded Geordies who expected him to win against West Brom at home. Completely unreasonable.

They should have picked better wives then... or started a relationship with Colo's.

Yeah Carver isn't important enough to put any real anger against him. Unlike Pardew he doesn't split fans' opinion and he can be completely ignored as a shiled for Ashley in that case. Funny how happy he is to provide ammunition to everyone so that we can make a joke out of him though. He's like a bullshit machine gun.

That's true I suppose. I wonder what Wenger is going to blame this potential disaster on, the referee whistling too much in their favour or the opponents having the bad grace of losing against them?

Lies! We are following the Arsenal model to the letter. There's no way they'd be in a cup semifinal.

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have John Carver. He was probably talking about that guy in the mirror again, who aslo has an uncanny resemblance to that elevator guy.

What are you talking about? Of course he should get the job! He lead the mighty Toronto to the lower end of the table once, so he should be up for the job.

Your avatar seem to be very apt for this post really.

Probably more like a pie a day and a new lipstick every two weeks.

Feels like he has declined just as much as he has improved to be fair. So I guess we're down at +-0 on his improvement.

But, but, how can you say you're done if Carver get the job? He's a Geordie man, he burns for the club and works very hard for it and the fans... Said no one but the most gullible people in the world.

They probably had to roll out the stretcher then. http://1888.org/images/2013/08/23/12701/3-the-rack.jpg

Lee Ryder is to journalism what John Carver is to football management.

http://3sb95i1mj42hvhjb33sspf3b.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/leaguemedic.jpg Or maybe he's still injured because of another contract negotiation setback?

He will continue to start because his stats were good.

did you kill him, Mick? He ate him http://i.imgur.com/HmquaFN.png 'I feel so guilty' He was hungry...

"Licksten," 'it's not my fault that we" "lost yesterday, when I met the cleaner in the broom-closet" "he told me that I looked fantastic on the side lines and it really made him excited, but also the players really let me down all match." "Especially Medhi Abeid when he came on and we conceded 5-0, I was hurting at that to be honest." "Let me tell you something" "about our forrin players, I had Derek (Wright) put our forrin players flip-flops under the microscope" "and he could could confirm what I was suspecting. It just isn't in their" "DNA to try to break our losing streak on Anfield. Our English players were all fine, they were a bit distracted" "by the boycott that is planned against Tottenham, but they still did fine considering the circumsances." "It will be tough to bounce back against Spurs" "but I hope we still can get the three points even if we don't win." "Now I'm going to go home and" "spit on the Sir Bobby altar and then pray in front of the Pardew one."

http://www.viasat1.com.gh/images/uploads/Titus-Bramble.jpg http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2013/8/21/1377098747966/adam-johnson-008.jpg Both will probably lead women's team in the future... or a U15 girls team in Johnson's case.

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Quality post, tmonkey. http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/picard_clapping.gif

Would absolutely love it! when uncle Roy stops being England manager and when Pardew (who is the best thing even ahead of sliced bread after all) will take over. Wonder how many would keep saying "But, but, but fifth place!" as he has the team lump long balls on Sterling against San Marino.