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Found it in Spanish, guess that's better than nothing.

I was searching for a clip on it but I couldn't find it anywhere unfortunately. Would have included it with that post otherwise.

Whenever he defends he makes me think of that dachshund in Two Stupid Dogs who brainlessly runs after balls when he sees them. There's one scene where he runs between three different balls while shouting "Ball!" over and over again. That's Jack Colback to me.

Hasn't he admitted a couple of times before that he's had no idea what was going on on the pitch. This one doesn't come much as a surprise then.

Funny how everyone who speaks for why Carver should get the job only say that he is a Geordie and burns for the club. Don't think I've seen anyone say that he is qualified or competent enough for the job. Funny that.

He looks broken. Pardew and Carver made him into a new Jonás faster than they made Jonás himself. I wonder if it has gone on for too long for Gouffran to be able to recover.

He scored in a game against Wigan... wasn't he playing as a right winger that time?

"I know about him because I watch a lot of European football with your coverage and other people’s coverage, so I do watch a lot of football." That's a relief John, especially since you always give the impression of someone who has just heard about the sport for the first time in his life.

He hasn't been bang on form for some time now though.

Fifth* Where the hell is the edit button??

His goalkeeping abilities have been receding since that legendary season when we came fith. Back then he was quite good at catching crossed and corners and dominating his box better. Now he tends to be frozen on his line or he is an accident waiting to happen when he tries to come out for the ball. He's still a decent shot stopper despite that last blunder. People were talking about him being close to world class before, right now I don't think he's anywhere near. Makes me wonder what kind of "coaching" Woodman is doing to our goalkeepers. None of them can kick a ball properly to save their lives and none of them look very confident in catching crosses and corners. Is he only focusing on shot stopping and completely ignores all the other parts of goalkeeping?

Now there's an image I hope I can get out of my mind.

1-0, 2-0, relegation, doesn't matter really. My reaction would probably still just be http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x447/Gonzonian/Whatever.gif It's tragic.

Pretty sure it is Abeid's fault that is a penalty. He also blinded Krul to make him dive the wrong direction.

***k off Abeid, made sure Krul made another mistake. Krul though, looked scared of the ball.

Squidward, a baloon, Megamind http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/8a/e8/0,,10278~13035658,00.jpg Gabriel Obertan http://wallpoper.com/images/00/04/11/02/squidward-calamardo_00041102.jpghttp://alliinrep.blogg.se/images/2009/ballong_31995898.jpghttp://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/6780/28479834_.jpg Uncle Fester's lightbulb (unlit) http://img.uefa.com/imgml/TP/players/14/2013/324x324/103721.jpg Steve Stone blowing some steam up Obertan's arse http://www.activewebgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/uncle-fester-light-bulb.jpg

I think he looks worse on the ball than when he came here to me. At least he looked like he knew a couple of tricks on the ball... even if was mostly just those lazy setpovers. Now he looks like he doesn't even have that anymore.

You're right, it was Sampdoria. At least you can boast about that you actually saw Alan Smith score for us.

He scored in a friendly against Rangers in his first season with us. But that's it.

Bradford better hop no one will get any shots against him.

Just imagine Carver trying to express himself by attempting to make a face...

Think they were joking about his time in Leeds that he was a striker with more cards than he had goals.

Yeah Alan Smith always flew in with late alibi tackles because he couldn't keep up with the pace. Gabriel Obertan is another Ryan Babel or David N'Gog. Got the physical and technical aspects to be a top footballer. None of them are aware of their surroundings past the tip of their feet. Good on a ball, but not enough footballing brain to ever become good at the game itself.

Joe "Fooking" Kinnear http://www.fromscreentotheme.com/WhosWhoFairyGodmother-1.jpg Joe the "Fooking" Fairy.......... Godmother http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/68204000/jpg/_68204857_joe_kinnear2.jpg