GavMcEl

Just gonna be a standard boring Adidas template that ye order from a catalogue with the coat of arms on it , it'll be boring as fuck most likely, aye it'll be better than the current tripe we're wearing but I could take a shite on the floor pick it up and smear it over a plain white tee from George in Asda and that would look nicer than the current Jersey

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: arsenal 3rd-6th: citeh,man utd,Swansea,Spurs Relegation: Leicester,Bournemouth,Norwich Overachievers:Swansea Underperformers: Southampton Top Goal Scorer: aguero Break Out Year:Ben Davis Season to Forget: Brendan Rodgers and Harry Kane PFA Player of the Year: alexis sanchez PFA Young Player of the Year: Kurt zouma Manager of the Year: Gary monk First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': claudio ranieri Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 11th Top Goalscorer?: depends who signs... Current squad aoyze/de jong How will we do in the cup competitions?: q/f league cup 5th round fa cup How will we do in the derby games?: draw both Domestic Championship Promotion: boro, hull, Ipswich Championship Relegation: Rotherham,brentford, Cardiff League One Promotion: Sheffield utd, Wigan, Bradford League One Relegation: shrewsbury, crew, colchester utd League Two Promotion: notts county, leyton orient,Luton League Two Relegation: Carlisle, hartlepool FA Cup: man utd League Cup: citeh Johnstone's Paint Trophy:Coventry Europe La Liga winner: barca Serie A winner: juve Bundesliga winner:Bayern Munich Champions League winner:Chelsea Europa League winner: Roma (will finish 3rd in there CL group) World Player of the Year: messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: relegated When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: they won't, mid table mediocricy an a few results against the big boys an them shower of cunts will be happy... How many goals will Balotelli score this season:3 How will De Jong get injured this season:don't know but he'll find a way am sure Again far to fucking early to predict but I thought I'd give it a go to pass 5 mins on a Monday night now there's no more vicious on after corrie

Tbf players who are as heavily linked with the club as him always get there own thread ?

I actually like that diamond template.... I think that gold arsenal one is a cracker and even that gers one is nice (shame there a horrible shower of cunts)

Because there inbread cunts who live for things like that, a nufc jersey that remotely resembles any thing red n white on it, or anything to do way Sunderland for that matter, remember a few years ago they where blowing their load over the prospect of us having a black cat on our jersey, yet last year when their away jersey had a black n white trim on the colour they didn't bat an eye lid ....

Even though that's obviously pink the mackems are gonna cream their pants over that .... Shame though cus wonga logo aside I think that's a cracking jersey

As long as that useless bald cunt charnley is still there we are fucked... Man hasn't a clue

...... Don't think he gives a fuck about the club tbh, all that chest beating and shite about "not letting the fans/city down" was just him trying to make out his passion would qualify him for the job.... Bit sad tbh how things panned out cus before last season I always liked him, mostly down to the fact I grew up way him assisting sir bobby, and in 2011 I was happy to see him come back... But I think he's proven himself over the last 18 months or so to be a ball bag... It boils my piss tbh that a young fresh face like garde or vieria (who were both apparently interested in the post) couldn't of got the chance to bring in there own staff... Ahwell

Good pro, seemed like a nice bloke, over the wall... Good luck ?

True gent and bowing out in the manner in which he done on Sunday true Roy of the rover moment.... All the best jonas !!!!!

Phil Neal is a cunt... On Sunday I had an argument way a so called Liverpool fan at a bar I was drinking in... Was in high spirits after the game and I was having a good piss up... till some prick came over ranting and raving about newcastle calling them a small club only get 50 thousand cus there a one city club etc, all the usual shite... So I reacted and called Liverpool fans a bunch of murdering bastards, he was horrified thinking I was talking about hillsborough saying "that was the fault of the South Yorkshire police"... I had to tell him that I wasn't talking about the hillsborough disaster I was talking about the heysel disaster were 39 innocent juve fans where murdered due to thuggish Liverpool louts in the 1985 European cup final... He hadn't a clue what I was talking about and his excuse being "that happened 2 years before I was born"....

Ayoze and janmatt aside I wouldn't mind getting rid of the rest of the cunts

Jesus Christ that back ahhaaaa fucking hell spikes, blue lines, blue block, and big fuck off vs lol fucking oneils could design a better kit than them puma cunts lol

.... I bought that top way my holy communion money aha was my pride and joy.... Till someone thieved it from my washing line lol