Shelveys Hair

Cant believe we actually have competition for places, it is going to keep players on their toes and hopefully lead us to a great season.

He is an absolute tosser

And Spurs thought our arse was going to drop over asking price

Cant bring myself to be interested in England while that fat c**ts in charge.

I like McCarthy a lot but reading he may need groin surgery.. so dont know where that puts us. "James McCarthy has a groin problem and we will decide tomorrow whether he needs an operation," the Dutchman said after the win over Stoke. Asked if he will let McCarthy leave in this transfer window, Koeman replied: “No. "There is more interest in players of Everton and we like to keep everybody and players like McCarthy need to stay."

How many goals from set pieces this season? Seems like quite a few.

Fast becoming my favourite player.. solid.

Im going to try offering him 2 quid after the match.

Its the new hair

They're going to keep going down til one of our players gets sent off.

Lascelles get in!! But WTF is going on with the top knot?

Murphy will give us options and provided we go up, we can replace with a better player. It has been said in the past that Rafa does sign some average players at times but he is just trying to fill holes in the squad. Getting in players to push other players on, while having cover for tactical changes. He did say he will make mistakes, but going up is the priority and time will tell.

I suppose its another target man option if Mitro is out or not performing. Someone for Perez or Gayle to play off should it be required.

I hope we dont sign Murphy.. although if we do sign a striker Id imagine he would be back up to Mitro, Gayle and Ayoze.

Joe Hart to Sunderland just started trending on Tw@tter.. odds slashed :laugh:

Dont know anything about him... heard a few people say he is gash but Im sure we will find out.

Its a canny bouffant

Shelvey's Hair I think I will keep it.. cheers

Yedlin's Fanny Pack? He hasnt joined yet.. has he? I was thinking along the lines of Anita's Tampon or Haidara's Buttplugg.

Can I get a name change? I never liked being Janmaats hair anyways he uses to much gel.

Perez 2-0

Perez get in!

Mitrovic off

Aarons off injured

We've sounded shiit all four games so far this season.