Altamullan

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Wock on wick

It's Jim Smith with hair...

Home game to come. Alta, who is that player in your profile pic? He/ she appears to have breasts. It's the toon's only--as yet acknowledged--transginger player; we were very progressive in 1990... not really (on both counts). Though you're right he does look like he's got tits, weird tits, but tits none-the-less! It's actually Billy Askew, nee offence Billy (on slim chance the shocking news reaches you...) but he personifies my personal low point supporting Newcastle: unexpected defeat in play-off game at SJH to those from the dark place. Had my young hopes (on full deluded-tilt) set on tricky-winger-type local-lad to turn them inside out ... oh...well...it wasn't good...and it didn't end well.

He might be able to skim off enough for one of these: http://zclub.net/forum/showthread.php?t=22723

Something to be proud of, in more ways than one

Just watched the Spurs Halloween pranks; funny. But, reminded me of reading that AT was 6ft, and being surprised. Looking at him on this, again thinking 5'9" ish.

Ah...come on come on, come on... (mind virus temporarily got the better of me...)

Well I've learned today that Janis Joplin had s*** tits. Nice feet though... great work KI

Judging by their goal scorers, they fielded a resonable side. I really like the look of Watmore, btw. Hope it doesn't develop into a fetish for ex Sunlun Ninjas! ('ex' as I expect he'll be off somewhere next year, maybe even up the A184). Given the side we fielded, I am about as bothered about the result as I am by the other non-first team results: would be nice to see a win, signs of strength in depth (would be nice to have signs of strength anywhere...) but so what. Don't see this game as having any bearing what so ever on the game in seven weeks time (minor matter of six games before then also). FWIW, I expect us to stay-up and I expect Sunderland (unfortunately) to be relegated (would prefer they weren't, we have far more simialrities than differences, and it's teh only game than brings out the 1980s footy fan in me). I also expect to beat them at SJP; and comfortably. I've a couple of friends who can't wait to have the last laugh if I am wrong. However in this case it is only the last laugh which really matters, and personally I can not fucking wait: tick-tock...

"Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all. The needle returns to the start of the track, and we all carry on like before..." OOh, came over all Del Amitri there for a moment.

Fucking hell. It's worse than I thought, a modern day Artful Dodger has come to toon: " Ain't you never seen a toff?"

As if England caps matter. Geoff Thomas had nine...

Don 't know Flanagan, but picturing Adam Johnson lookalike.

Terrible decision making all round regarding Thauvin. I remember feeling so optimistic when he signed about what he may bring to the team. Unsurprising, I remember given it was like two minutes ago!

He didn't don a flat cap, and a t-shirt with ten Regal ordinary rolled up in the sleeve did he? I hate it when those Southerners try to fit in. Reminds me of fucking Rob Lee taking up whippet racing...Neanderthal-gaited buffoon.

Home game to come.

You foxy reds...always sticking together! Hey, forgot my current avatar: "Brotherhood of Ninj!"

Class! In fact, this is One Step Beyond: "Don't miss that, score this. This is the heavy-heavy Mitro sound..."

That is one strange call.

Not being able to shift greedy bastard, among many, Cisse preseason set the scene for many of the woes we've had.

shame about the managers. Our best have had a fine ahead of hair! (Gordon Lee and Steve McClaren on naughty list ... Arthur Cox, damn! I've sunk my theory before it has left Swan Hunters...)

Nope, roundabouts too. Cracking for the calves.

Tbf to the lad, he could be a top player. He has all the attributes, and maybe just needs to be a guaranteed starter in a team which relies on him... Oh fuck, we're just signing another expensive cast-off might-be. Still, he has got to be better than Billy Askew (no offence, twinkle toes).

Can't see Steve "stick" McClaren playing without a ' Colback, Saivet, Anita' second central midfielder.