Altamullan

0-1, 1-1, 1-2. HOWAY!!!

Only the Rafa bit did, like Laa

Welcome back man! Lovely to see you maintaining the "we'll win" predictions. Hopefully in the next ten, you'll be right more often than not

Edit: We finished on 39 points Christ, look at Leicester. Were they really that adrift...there's surely never been such a turnaround in fortunes. At least not in the premiership. Cilla better not get any f***ing ideas. Dead, mate. that would be a comeback to trump Leicester's! Had exact same thought as Stifler re Palace: played 29, 33 points... Dare to dream.

Edit: We finished on 39 points Christ, look at Leicester. We're they really that adrift...there's surely never been such a turnaround in fortunes. At least not in the premiership.

eee Think I recognise that tune from a free-tapas fuelled sherry bender in Granada... Where's me maracas!

Dos golas por favor.

Store your Magpie shirts, Spain tops all round! Off to stock-up on San Miguel in Snr Benetiz's honour. 'Ice Cold in Alex' moment beckons....

woo-hoo HOWAY!!

Sod punching horses, let's fuck up some Bulls! (...or at least give the black cats a good chasing!)

Pleasure of you committing (ish) to a "legendary English club" is all ours Rafa!

Ditto

He's got the right tools for the job. Our defence is nothing but tools Even this dude surely can't spin a silk purse from our sow's ears!

The bloke's survived brolly-gate, shame re his island heed (those two were related me thinks), the whole Shteeve thing, oh and failing miserably in the full glare of the world's media. Sticking around, whilst unwanted, isn't going to be much of a humiliation, relatively speaking.

I hope he has to do a truly mental medical... like eating a ham and pease pudding stottie in under two minutes, whilst maintaining 100 rpm on an exercise bike, or keeping his pulse rate under 90 whilst watching Cheryl Fernando-Mancini Fersini-Virdandez Tweedy, gusset-rummaging.

Good job, man

Retards? You rude moustachioed sasage-guzzling-Belgian. Hope you're right though and that believing relegation is nailed-on is now worthy of ridicule. Ahh 'Hope' ...the anchor of the soul; the same anchor that holds you under water while you fight through your death throws whilst drowning in the shee-its produced at SJH (...not the dictionary definition BTW).

Hasn't started yet Similar posts other than he hasn't come on yet. Is this a really really hard version of spot the difference?

I'm trying to enjoy the anticipation, might be the best bit...

Norwich 1-2 Man City Bournemouth 3-2 Swansea Stoke 1-2 Southampton Arsenal v West Brom Aston Villa 1-3 Spurs Leicester 2-2 Newcastle Do people need to change their nomination if they've gone for Arsenal game?

They just fancied a trip away then? Maybe Concur just wanted to do a few brass rubbings at the Minster? Waster thought he might be rubbing a few brasses...

Easier to meet somebody, in private, in York?? Prozzies ? suspect they'd have no diffs (moral or otherwise) picking-up ladies to escort them in toon, may even take them for a three course meal ala the little waster: "Chips, peas 'n' sahse"

Prospect of Championship for us too hadn't even dawned on me! Oddly, seems even more soul destroying.

Easier to meet somebody, in private, in York??