Altamullan

you're a loss to football chairmanship

4 wrong. Canny toon presence.

Kin hell, that voice over! Disturbing. Reminds me of the Makem fake Yorkshire Ripper phone calls (one for the oldies...).

Aston Villa 1-2 Everton Bournemouth 1-2 Southampton Leicester 1-1 West Brom Norwich 0-2 Chelsea Sunderland 1-1 Crystal Palace Arsenal 2-0 Swansea Stoke 2-2 Newcastle West Ham 0-2 Spurs Liverpool 0-1 Man City Man Utd 2-1 Watford

Hope we juggle the goafer.

Arsenal Aston Villa Birmingham City Bolton Wanderers Charlton Athletic Derby County Everton Leicester City Liverpool Hull City Manchester City Middlesbrough Newcastle United Nottingham Forest Queens Park Rangers Sheffield Wednesday Southampton Sunderland Tottenham Hotspur Wolverhampton Wanderers

Man, can't get me head around the chosen bit. Most of us have the get-out clause of having no real choice. Choosing the toon... phew. Don't let self-loathing win Deuce, you're a good person, all of ye are good people! (repeat 10 times per day, until season fades from view...)

I don't mind many of them, bar the four that nobody else seems to like/be ambivalent about, and Swansea. A new aversion; Shelvey related. Man U = braggards who don't like it up 'em (Capt Mainwaring...). My prejudicial view is they're all a bit Bryan Robson: can dish it out, but can't take it. Chelsea = we have history. Palace=a recent disaffection. Sunderland=like to be in same league as them, but why would you/goes without saying... and we have history.

Prosecution called Johnson a liar, now defence are calling her a liar. Whose lies to believe Yep, "Whees lees are thees liese?"

Away end? Unless you're a "Homebase' fanatics wanna-be, all SAS meets Huey Newton channelling Monty Don. You're not those chappies are you Ian? ... disturbing.

Quoted so you can't deny you posted that.

Wonder if the prosecution would exclude any jurors from Sun'lun'... shame. really. Might have found an honest, outspoken, albeit possibly retarded foreman/spokesperson "Wheese lees are thees liese?"

Let's get shot of jurys all together. Judge Judy decides! That said, what if she's nonce-(im)partial? A bit of a perve too... https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cf/83/f8/cf83f8e9b9dbfb90fc590efb9b24e444.jpg

Just catching-up with views on the assumed 'buffering' qualities of loads of dosh. Premiership players don't create the societal injustice/market forces which lead to the amount of money in football. It generates a lot; they earn a lot ( thanks Jimmy H-- genuinely: rather this than limited-salaried serfs to the overloads, much rather true talent received the benefit). Although the standard banter is a version of 'oh, money doesn't make you happy, but I'd like to give its try/find out.' Anybody who thinks earning a lot of money makes you immune to depression or anxiety-related problems, or in its self gives you self-esteem and confidence, doesn't understand people very well. Thauvin or the multitude of other young men who find themselves lucky enough to be the best of the best ( and thus preyed upon by clubs, agents, family and others) aren't psychopathic robots, or fully rounded 'self-actualised' wise philosophers. They are just young men, in all their normal varieties, who are unusually good at football. Most of us have no idea of the stress of appearing in front of the world (pretty much, or the bits that are interested) in an arena where your every move is scrutinised. ( oh what about soldiers! Blah! Blah! Been one. Being able to face conflict doesn't make you immune to fearing negative evaluation by others, or feeling the glare of the spotlight burning into you, and still being expected to play your best, make the right decision, beat your man, hit the net). There will be players who couldn't care less what people think, and are laughing all the way to the bank; and to be fair, you probably need a bit if that to survive, but in the extreme I assume this is exception rather than rule. I have been disappointed by Thauvin, as many have, we had high hopes, but that doesn't prevent us feeling for the lad on a basic human level; however much he earns.

For goodness sake, don't let him wear flip-flops...just asking for a meta-tarsal massacre.

Can't figure out how to show predicted end of season table but I had Arsenal winning on 79pts, (Spurs 78, Man City 74, Leicester 73). Us on 39 pts in 16th, followed by Swansea 33, Sunderland 31, Norwich 30 and Villa 17 (!!). First look at Sports Predictor website, thanks for sharing the link.

That is just wrong.

http://s.telegraph.co.uk/graphics/TimelineGenerator/bin/img/1433941277498/Steve%20On%20Pitch.jpg Gregory's Girl or what! "It's only a game" "A game! Eight games in a row you've lost" "Can't lose them all..."

The two offences that he's pleaded guilty to probably wont result in a custodial sentence on their own. At the moment he's a low-risk nonce that just talks to and kisses little girls, rather than a higher-risk nonce that forces them to touch his pale willy. We need to bump the betting thread as we are pretty far apart on this one like Why, do you think he'd go down for the two guilty pleas? I'd imagine for grooming and kissing kiddies a suspended sentence and sign the sex offenders register for x amount of years. Although, if he gets found guilty of the other two then I'd see a 2.5 year custodial sentence. Some people have gone down for less, If you choose to take that as meaning for a red & white shite shirt, then that's you're own flithy mind doing that, it is you know.

Would it be socially unacceptable for a footballer to have a fit bird/wife and just be like a normal couple? Probs not the best time to recreate the Stokoe coming out of the bushes like a pouncing paedo stance there Adam. I was thinking more House of Fun by Madness. " I'm sorry son, but we don't stock... " ... "well, anything illegal like, so do one." He also looks like he's wearing a teenage boy's suit.... Oh f***, there's more to come out, I just know it

Well said mate. RIP.

I'd have Moyes or Rodgers, over SMc. If we're dreaming, then why not dream big: how about Mourinho , coming back to manage his mentor's home club. Jose and Cashley...ego-wrestle-fest!!

I said that the other day and felt like I'd created it, this is the point when someone digs up a post from years ago when someone else said it and calls me a word nonce. If I keep posting about Geet, does that make me a nonce-sequitur

Aww, he was happier when he had more hair.