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Ditto and Danilo (got Jesus and DeBruyne though).

#state

Happiness? Where? It's more just a relative absence of joyless, paranoid, worry. Any excitement and optimism or even 'cross that bridge when we come to it' mentality would do well to survive amongst the tabloid-style reasoning and ranting that passes for commentary in here lately.

He's/It's back. Icing on the cake.

Fair point re public statements about current players but watching him stumble over chances against Forest bordered on embarrassing.

Ah yes, absence of the grabby-hands gene. Tiz a shame for Mikel.

As unpleasant as he was/seemed/seems I can think of a few shitter ones and was pleased he was our little pest.

Totally. Sliver of hope and optimism desperately required (cruel Gods of chaos/football answer our heartfelt prayers).

That's just unnecessarily rude. Is HTT Hardly Tumescent Tool?

Are you sure the 'C' stands for captain?

As far as I know, kit sponsorship should be the most expensive. I really doubt our club sponsorship could be more than what we got from northern rock wonga 888 etc. Sean, listen to the points rather than trying to win an argument, of your own making. Ashley is not a 'sugar daddy' is not going to take a loss. The Sports Direct shit-smear across the stadium isn't going to make-up 40 million.

Clock is ticking but I'm going off Rafa's words: "We have to wait until the 1st of September and everything will be different... Still working on players behind the scenes... They know (the fans) which is the situation. That some of the players maybe they have to go. They know already or maybe a long time ago... still we have ten days until the end of the transfer window and we have too many players around..."

Amazing pic. But only slightly better than our view of Gateshead from Level 7.

30M should do it. I imagine it would, yeah.

(Providence shut your ears...)

I'd say it's unbelievable but it's not. I suspect just general f***-wittery rather than f***-wittery specifically linked to that bandwagon.

If you mean the British Isles, you know very little about their history if you imagine a homogeneous gene pool. If you mean Pitcairn Island then no, that would make me make me chuckle even more.

Move the apostrophe you sickos. Aarons' on fire ?.

Shhhh!. Shop window man! Was a ten-bob note, 20p mix-up, and a pack of Donnay socks. Mix-up now off the table. Oh naughty. You've combined pre-decimal currency with decimal currency; you might get a denominational...you know...from mixing the two Flexibility. If there's one thing I have learned from my extensive (virtual) experience of contractual negotiations in football, it's that flexibility is key. The F word; Lee, please take note (and fuck let's chuck a velvet bag of doubloons in the mix... iron pyrite ones).

Shhhh!. Shop window man! Was a ten-bob note, 20p mix-up, and a pack of Donnay socks. Mix-up now off the table.

That was aimed at Jacob Murphy, mate.

How the fuck do you average that kind of karma out?

? Call them good, call them bad, call them anything you want to baby ?