Altamullan

Trying to give people insomnia judging by that get up!

Any sightings in motorway services with brown paper envelopes full of dosh?? (No, not for 'escorts').

Shock evidence of average intelligence levels in Sunderland... they don't want hacky Jackie. http://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/football/sunderland-afc/sunderland-move-for-ross-mccormack-in-the-balance-but-no-interest-in-newcastle-outcast-jack-colback-1-8730667

Lazaar off to Italy: "According to Benevento’s edition of Il Mattino, the 25-year-old will be signing with on a loan with a view to buy, and things are so advanced that the newspaper go with a headline basically confirming that he’s already part of the club." http://sportwitness.co.uk/newspaper-go-confirm-newcastle-exit-loan-view-buy/

Gayle isn't going anywhere without a replacement. Our current 'recruitment team' are either the kind of people who would be awesome poker players or incompetent...

Ker-ching.

Same thought. Rafa and his crew are too meticulous not to have had a large number of options, can't see this guy as having been high on that list but hey-ho we are where we are.

Fuck that for imagery. I'm snowboarding into your imagined tranquility. Then churning-up the virgin snow metaphorical inactivity like a Tourette's afflicted rapper. Screaming: "Walk... fat cunt... sell, sell, sell, buy, buy, buy. Oil-up the fax machine ye fuckers!"

Sign Jack Raymond. Sign... http://m.ocdn.eu/_m/b8d1b10b4119dc75ea9ede9675d6ddad,62,37.jpg

Are Natalie, Kirsty and Hayley not reliable?

Here's to good negotiating, skilled bargaining and a hard but fair fight to get what we need.

June July August.

Shite a light.

What a cockblob.

You on meth like ? Combining the considered feedback (ahem) I am apparently shagging the stunning Crystal.

Am I the only one is still excited about what tomorrow might bring? (And yes, might is the operative word).

If we get £20m off Wolves for the two of them, that's £22m for Gayle by my calculations.

Just saving money on shirt printing. Not footballing reasons, because then they obvs would have had Jack in a flash.

Neymar hairstyle replacement?

Cheerio Grant. http://e1.365dm.com/16/07/16-9/20/grant-hanley-newcastle_3748656.jpg?20160721141842

:lol:

Perfect....

Keith used to 'do' Jimmy Cranky anarl... and if the Daily Sport were making it up then fair play to them, coz he looks like he would given half the chance.

Potential goings, potential comings. Exciting times (and pity the person in them).