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Just saving money on shirt printing. Not footballing reasons, because then they obvs would have had Jack in a flash.

Neymar hairstyle replacement?

Cheerio Grant. http://e1.365dm.com/16/07/16-9/20/grant-hanley-newcastle_3748656.jpg?20160721141842

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Perfect....

Keith used to 'do' Jimmy Cranky anarl... and if the Daily Sport were making it up then fair play to them, coz he looks like he would given half the chance.

Potential goings, potential comings. Exciting times (and pity the person in them).

Lee Harvey Oswald isn't really dead; was last seen in the early 80s, hiding in the Jungle at the Gallowgate end. Is this the kind of thing that tickles your bits, chaps?

This thread is crying out for a 'grassy knoll' pic, though tempted to give Kenedy one too (even though named after Robert not JFK).

Should Rafa not be bombing up and down the M1 with brown envelopes stuffed with cash? Fucking amateur.

I think it's more likely we'll use the money on a striker. Although either player, at the level to make a guaranteed impact, should cost way over £15m. We'll see but I'm not convinced. #10 is crucial to Rafa's system and we've got good support, some pace add goal threats out wide now. Main issue is Perez / Diame are not good enough and don't contribute. Add a 10 goal / 10 assist player into the #10 spot (I know) and loan a striker such as Origi and we'd be in far better shape than just replacing Gayle like for like imo. This.

Only one person's view is important.

Is that a quote from the medical report?

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Like many more of his crop of young English woulda/coulda/shouldas who started at 'big clubs' he'd be better off putting his ego and agent's bank balance to one side and going to a team where he will be relied upon/one of the main players. He would surely have a more rewarding career.

You don't think dropping to League 1 or 2 would be good for the club in the long term if it meant Ashley would sell us at that point? Wow. I'd snap your hands off for that offer right now. You'd gladly take a relegation to League 2 with the guaranteed catastrophic impact on the club of such an outcome --and all the pain along the way--if it meant Ashley sold the club? The probable price opening up a wider than normal range of potential purchasers and a real risk of an out if the frying pan into the fire (quite literally destroying the club). Think Venkys or some local half wit with a few bob who does an Oyston. Wow indeed. Irrational hate of Corsican or Sicilian levels; really are digging two graves (latter one better be fucking huge though because there would be hundreds of thousands of us joining you in it).

Ha!

He's just one name in a long list of famous strikers(Wickham, Crouch, Charlie Austin, Deeney, Andy Carroll and Robson-Kanu). Get to fuck

I think it just might. Rafa's in charge of transfers now. We'll get a young perceived to be improvement on loan and buy other odds and sods (Delph, for example) or a club record Das Bost (type). Who I sincerely hope doesn't do a Shearer post Ferdinand departure. ( don't know why that popped in; would be Sod's law/typical us I guess. Torrent of s***, bad blood and angst about not signing 'anyone', in comes potential superstar at 11th hour, out he almost immediately goes on a stretcher).

Can he not have come from up his sleeve, please? (With Number 9 coming other sleeve, btw, not his Jap's eye).

3 out?? Three Loans: Sels, Armstrong, Toney. Eight Gone: Anita, Guoffran, Mbabu, Ameobi, Murphy D., de Jong, Rivière, and Hanley (ish).

RRP £14.50. Yours for £9.99 on the Quayside

Hanley offski would make 8 sold/released. Just Colback, Lazaar, Gamez, Diame, Haidara, Krul/Darlow, plus a striker (apparently) to get shot of. In two days.... with three or four coming in. Jobs a good un.

Are you son of Crumpy? I don't quite think we're the worst team to ever get promoted. Nephew?

Are you son of Crumpy?