Jaqen

Arbeloa for Bale. Dat Rafa.

8. 4 for Bale.

Greedy cunt Ronaldo with another assist?

Ronaldo will fill his boots here.

Great cross that.

6ft tall and strong as an ox Troy Deeney, the archetypal little man. Am I being whooshed here? The little man being the Nigerian Douglas Costa. He's taller than Deeney though. That's why I was joking. Ah, he's only 5'10 on FIFA

Harry the hornet

6ft tall and strong as an ox Troy Deeney, the archetypal little man. Am I being whooshed here? The little man being the Nigerian Douglas Costa.

Christ, Firmino is playing? Genuinely hadn't noticed.

Watford one point of top 4, great stuff. Love a big man little man 442 as well.

Awful from Thauvin.

Would be handy if Dummett could kick the ball with some degree of accuracy.

Colback needs to pass it backwards some more.

Shit Ayew brother scores again.

Another ridiculous goal from Ibra today. Great reaction from the keeper too.

Pitch looks really bad considering there's not been that much rain beforehand.

Fabricio the brave!!

He's not even charismatic anymore, he's been a boring bastard for a while now.

Wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't repulsive with that constant confused look on his face.

Mou is probably praying he gets the boot at this point, no way he'll want to stick around for the rebuild job in the summer. Wouldn't be suprised to see him end up at PSG as they want to be Champions League contenders and with their resources he's more than capable of that.

Would love a repeat of the Norwhich game against these cunts, think it'll be a close scrappy 1-0 though.

Refusing to shake hands because you don't like your opponent playing long balls is really petty like. Especially how he was acting like he was best mates with Pulis before the game.

Think Benteke is a poor fit, they looked much better playing without a striker.

Barca 2-2 full time.

Really suprised with just how awful Depay has been, thought he'd have been perfect for this league.