Jaqen

Aduriz trying to sabotage the game by smacking Umtiti lucky to get away with that.

Sounds like Watford are involved in another cracker.

People rated him because he was a young player that showed a lot of potential in an awful side, not because of his tweets. He was a positive player who'd run at and beat men and displayed some great technique with some of his finishing. He's regressed massively and I don't see anyone defending him really but let's not pretend he was always shit and it's fair enough if people wanted to give him a chance under Rafa.

That Guardiola interview

Joke of a deceision on that Ibra goal.

Sam with the Omar line

That Stoke lineup looks horrific, even Crouch is getting a start.

Pogba and Ibra link up so well together.

Impressive just how shit Bradley has Swansea playing. They were actually putting in some decent performances before he was appointed.

Seem to remember him scoring 2 in a preseason game against a decent side(?) ater beeing booed.

Isn't Depay supposed to be a bit of a knacker as well? Poor attitude, put on weight and was always going out clubbing when he first got here. Man U have done very well to more or less get there money back on him.

More wisdom from Garth

Why is Rojo persisting with that haircut?

The people insisting Ibra couldn't hack it in this league are looking a bit daft now.

last night at Wigan, f*** knows f*** off man, seriously? I think I've seen him before. Wasn't he the guy who sat in the Portsmouth end (think it was Portsmouth) when we played them and it was on TV? Sunderland were at home last night as well, what the f***? He wanted to know the Newcastle score but was worried he wouldn't get reception him if he was at the SOL.

Mendy has been injured, barely played for them.

Ramos Every fucking time.

I get that Leicester knew they wouldn't be able to win the title again but they've been totally embarrassing in the league.

https://twitter.com/SteveMartinToGo/status/804806240924815360

Stones http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3993310/Love-cheat-England-footballer-John-Stones-gets-TATTOO-childhood-sweetheart-say-sorry-affair-events-organiser-seduced-restaurant.html

2 assists Mkhitaryan.

Adrian put in a proper cunt 'challenge' after Zlatan scored against him, studs straight into his knee.

Not been a great week for Bayern

Quality from Benzema.

Eremenko banned for 2 years after testing positive for beak in a champions league game earlier this season. Always looked a canny player on the few occasions I've seen him play.