HaydnNUFC

Fill yer boots if you can bear with the Chronicle website. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ideal-premier-league-pick-20-16043263 Here's mine. Struggled tbh. Have the exact same thoughts about Southampton as Disco above does but recency bias and time in the Prem put them ahead of Portsmouth and Brighton for that south coast spot. Resent putting Sheff Wed in given their weird concrete shagging fans but they probably are the more "PL" club out of the Sheffield two given history and shit.

0-2.

First thing Carragher said about Isak: "...I love him" Me too, mate.

Up the Chels.

Tops off a fantastic weekend of association football. Fingers crossed for a similarly great midweek.

Don't think Spurs even deserved a point. They are absolutely rancid.

Hahhahahaba GET IN

Why couldn't that have been Kane ffs

Fuck sake. Howeh Pickford.

Slackjaw being a snide cunt, shock.

This game so far

A game this scrappy makes me appreciate Eddie Howe so much. Yesterday was almost like a different sport.

Nah, up the Toffees tonight.

Some of the stats from .com, fuck me we've been shit for years. And this one's a good'un. Secured Champions League on the last day of the season.

Southampton are the only team I'd put coin on going down atm, like. Bournemouth look like they're getting a tenacity to grind results out. Forest's home wins have dried up recently and they're absolutely feeble away from home. Got a really tough looking run in as well so they're probably the next most likely. Don't think Everton will go, Dyche will grind out enough points. Leeds seem really poor but I haven't seen too much of them at all under Gracia thus far. Leicester have finally made the change that's been coming all season and probably should've been made ages ago. They'll pick up now you'd think as a result. West Ham similarly to Everton will grind out enough points but fixture congestion from the ECL may affect them. Palace will be fine unfortunately. Wolves look shite despite their squad looking decent on paper, but I can't see them going at all. Lopetegui is too good a tactician.

Ah. Just they were chatting and Willock said something and they both laughed. Just got similar vibes to this photo of Sane and Gnabry which is alsp a great pic to use in reply to certain stuff:

Them laughing or me posting it?

I'm the most confident I've been all season that we'll do it. Yesterday was a must win game against a side who are now a top 4 rival at home and we won comfortably and should've scored more. Tottenham have been awful all season and yesterday has made me think we'll do the same to them when they come up here. If Spurs fail to win tonight, Liverpool fail to win at Chelsea on Tuesday and we beat West Ham I'll be thinking that it's a cert.

"They sing through that in a fuckin' hurry nowadays don't they?" - My grandad yesterday.

Love him.

Am half cut and in the bodega so pls bear with if I've missed owt out https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11182061/west-ham-2-3-newcastle-magpies-end-nine-game-winless-run-to-move-out-of-relegation-zone

A Len White comparison is some vouch. Gutted there's no footage of him.

Me granda's first time seeing him, said he hasn't enjoyed watching a number 9 like him since Len White. Got his pace, ball control, dribbling skills and intelligence he said. Have to take his word for it given the lack of footage, but bliddy hell.