HaydnNUFC

PSG fan with a megaphone.

PSG have been excellent. Probably the best team I’ve watched this season.

Hope Tino is watching Nuno Mendes here.

PSG play some lush stuff.

Because many have ‘had this seat for 6 trillion years’ and ‘always sat and won’t be told what to do’.

https://x.com/worflags/status/1899222572857790710 Link's not embedding but any and all with tickets: if you aren't going to vocally support the team or if you whinge when someone stands up per se I hope you get glassed by a scouser on Wembley Way.

Big win, that. Decent looking next 6 PL fixtures after the international break too.

Big win, wins like that are the ones that matter most at the end of the season. That was a tough watch though, again. Need a huge improvement to stand any chance on Sunday. Trippier MOTM for me.

Yep, but only lost 2 to Liverpool and Man City, playing well in both games.

THANK FUCK

We were much better last time. We were good and unlucky against Liverpool with 10 men for most of it, should’ve beat Palace away, Wilson missing a few chances against West Ham at home. Bar 45 minutes against Forest we’ve been frankly pitiful recently.

Murphy’s attempt at a pass there. This is pitiful. Come on, man.

We’ve shaded it but the game as a whole seems like it’s being played at a pre season pace. These are there for the taking but need a goal to show for it. Have next to zero cutting edge these days in open play.

It’s Stone Island. Really pricey gear but been associated with hooligans/loving a scrap since the 80s. Same with the likes of CP Company. Still popular today with fans who don’t wear colours at games.

First 50 minutes of that game were hilarious iirc. We missed 3 or 4 gilt edged chances in the first half. Could’ve been 6, before reverting to type. ‘This job should come with a health warning.’ No Steve, you’re just a fat cunt.

Assuming they hold on here, think it’ll be really tough to catch Forest if we don’t get owt on Monday.

If it's another increase on general admission by 5% also, think I'll pack in going to most home games next season. Be about £70 a ticket for where I usually or aim to sit. It's already too much as is. Ah well. Helps PSR though, right?

15% increase in 3 years. Done with 5% each year with the "oooh we have to do this for PSR I'm afraid." Absolutely lifting, especially when West Ham and Liverpool have frozen theirs.

Yet another price increase and blaming it on PSR. Get to fuck.

Mackem north east geography goes as follows; - If you were not born in NE1 and reside there or the less affluent areas of the west end (so they can point fun at them) then you are not a Geordie. See their claims as an example that Sam Fender is not a Geordie as he is from North Shields. - Any Newcastle fans living in parts of County Durham or Tyne & Wear equidistant between the two rivers are plastics who never go to games. They switched allegiances in 1992 or 2021 as Kevin Keegan or MbS went around door knocking handing out free Sky dishes or dodgy boxes whilst declaring the North Sea was retreating so it was okay to support Newcastle. - The bridges over the Tyne: all of them are in Gateshead. None of them are in Newcastle. I feel like there’s a few more that I’ve missed but can’t remember them off the top of my head.

Their geography obsession never ceases to amaze me. Looking at the north east and designating which towns et al are MLF strongholds as if it’s a Total War map. Utterly mental.

A septet of cunts. Probably.

Tickets arrived. No names on them or owt. Entry time slots? Woke.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11182061/west-ham-2-3-newcastle-magpies-end-nine-game-winless-run-to-move-out-of-relegation-zone

Fully agree with every word. Like I said yesterday, I don’t enjoy watching us at all these days and that is the biggest indictment of all given I was excited like a frothing lunatic on matchdays from post-January 2022 up to this season. Even though we were shite away from home last season I still looked forward to every home game. This season like you say, something’s just off. The biggest contributor being inability to sign players but tactically, performance-wise, atmosphere-wise, almost everything about this season has been flat as fuck outside of that 9 game run or whatever it was.