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Longstaff is shite and won't ever be good enough at this level.

Wood getting a lot of stick in here and aye he's not great but the crosses aren't coming in. Almiron and ASM are constantly going back on their stronger feet allowing Wolves to settle. ASM needs to be trying to get behind Semedo who's on a yellow and sticking a cross in, not taking those pathetic attempts at goal after cutting in every time.

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We didn't capitalise on our possession; Willock missed that sitter (dunno why he hit it with his left foot) and we should've had a pen. We didn't and we allowed Wolves the only kind of goal they were going to score. Badly lacking in quality.

We're missing Bruno's incisive passing. We've had a lot of the ball but just not tested Sa at all. ASM back to his frustrating self, so predictable. Get ball, cut inside, let fly a powder puff shot. Needs to improve 2nd half. Current midfield is not good enough, no quality whatsoever.

Wearing the Saudi kit, ugh.

Fuck me, does Lage ever shut up?

Kill me now. Deepest apologies @BeloEmre

Take a 0-0 and run.

Thinking of watching him start PL games especially against a side whose strength is their midfield incites rage and grief.

Mongstaff be starting today, get in. After that performance against League 2 Tranmere too. Can't wait to watch our midfield get murdered.

He's going to be out of the matchday squad now and I'll look like a geet cunt. Wish I could lump on that now.

We have no reason to think he is, Howe never mentioned him once in his presser, yes he's not in the training photos but neither is Trippier, Burn, Lascelles or Isak who are avaliable. Unnecessary bedwetting™. If he is they've kept it incredibly close to the chest.

Regardless of what happens in the rest of this game Fulham have looked a canny side so far like. No way they go down.

Trippier's not in the training photos either, suppose that means he's out for weeks too.

He's not injured ya nonce. *If he is then I wholeheartedly apologise for calling you a paedophile. I was acting out of grief.

He's had pictures taken with fans whilst in his car outside the training ground.

6-0 Liverpool.

Probably best to leave him out the squad to make room.

Why wouldn't Bruno be starting?

He was a personality, player, manager and chairman who introduced things such as goal difference and 3 points for a win to English football. But the mackems hate him because when he was chairman of Coventry they believe that he personally relegated Sunderland in the late seventies despite not kicking a ball by the cunning plan of finishing his game ten minutes later than the mackems. Sunderland lost 2-0 where Coventry drew with Bristol City. If Sunderland had've won they'd have stayed up regardless. Proof that he did indeed personally relegate them.

He's a very sexy man. 0 pints.

Giggling reading this thread and some of the names we're talking about, how fucking stupid. Is this what supporting a football club and NUFC is meant to be? Mental.