HaydnNUFC

It was looking like not enough to stay up had we gotten no one else in. But getting Bruno, plus perhaps Lingard if Man Utd let him go and a CB (dunno if that's being greedy) will be the difference and we'll stay up.

Imagine what we can do in the summer should we stay up. Just the start. Mental.

Love a ~£75m Brazilian double pivot in the centre of the park. We're fucking enormous.

Sure but we're missing an opportunity not nabbing Man Utd's chant for Fernandes. Bruno Bruno Bruno He came to Tyneside to link with Big Joe He goes left he goes right He makes defenders look shite He's our Brazilian magnificoooooo

What a gorgeous human being. Would let him bum me for 50p.

Edu out now trending. Arsenal fans fewmin.

So close...

Romano to tweet here we go with an edit of Bruno in a Toon top in the next 20 mins imo.

Talksport. Fully expecting a Craig Hope tweet "Understand that NUFC have not yet completed the signing of Bruno Guimaraes. Talks still ongoing."

Bruno Bruno Bruno He came to Tyneside to link with Big Joe He goes left he goes right He makes defenders look shite He's our Brazilian magnificoooooo Please can this transfer happen.

Aye. Was talking about us today.

Fucking hell. Imagine being told in the summer when we struggled to afford the loan fee for Hamza Choudhury that Gayle, Schar and Lascelles would be dancing in the Arabian desert whilst we're chasing the likes of Bruno Guimaraes for £30m.

Thread for him? It's off.

I know, that's more or less what I said?

Not a chance in hell that side goes down. Doubt we'll get Alli and Lingard though. Unsure if there's any concrete Zapata stories either. (do correct me if I'm wrong)

He's had a good season and Brighton fans don't want him to go. Webster is the the better of the two but Burn is an upgrade on Lascelles and Clark, if not a glamorous one.