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Been watching today's football in my uni house tonight and for some reason it dawned on me how much I really enjoyed watching us last night. Well, for 80 minutes anyway. Makes it even sweeter that an enormous cunt that I know here at uni is a Leicester fan, have that one ya twat.

Think Man Utd will have to win all three games to keep it going to our game. Probably will be sorted by next week.

What a bell end. Pep understandably livid.

When he had a difficult first season under Benitez in 17/18 I always tried to defend him, he had a canny run of games in the January before being sporadically used and loaned out. If we were taken over, would I want him starting games for Newcastle United? Nah. Under Ashley though, I think he's worth a punt, would give him a new contract. He's got the work rate and all that stuff, he's a fan after all, but he's one of the few we have who can put a decent cross in. Probably poor standards, but I certainly wouldn't mind if he was to stay. Would prefer he get a new deal than maybe Gayle or any of the others with their deals coming to an end.

They can't catch us.

Best performance under the fat prick, that. Kind of annoyed we conceded 2, as a win by a 4+ goal margin would not have flattered. Keep this fucking level up man. So annoying that we won't.

Actually adore this lad. Unhealthily. It's like being infatuated with a lass you know you can't get.

Nah, but that the Liverpool 4-3 cost us the title. Man Utd and Blackburn were all far worse. Maybe even Forest, but probs not.

Were we not branded the Entertainers after we won 1-3 at Oldham in November '93? Sure it was that team first, also was binge watching old NUFC season reviews through lockdown and the 1993-94 season is branded "The Entertainers". The 1995-96 side didn't score that many goals in that season, especially compared to 1993-94 albeit they had 4 more games.

Ugh, not that rancid Tory cunt.

Wonder if we'll concoct another abomination of a performance v these cunts which we nearly always seem to do. Couple of good days under Benitez are long gone. Pick up any kind of result from this and that's safety assured. Surely? Personally think we'll lose this and lose abysmally in typical Newcastle v Leicester fashion. Hope I'm wrong. 3-0.

This isn't even our next game. Also, our fanbase is far too fractured (well, pathetic) and full of far too many egos to ever get a protest like Man Utd yesterday off the ground. Would love to be proved wrong but history shows this.

Anyone watch that Entertainers documentary on Sky tonight? Bit short like, only half an hour long, but there's footage in there which I've not seen of Keegan et al, and I've been binge watching 90s season reviews and clips for the last 18 months

Still need another win. That rancid excuse of a performance today has made me think we're not there yet, looking at the fixtures.

That was utterly abysmal. Bruceball at its finest.

Actually shocking, this. Hope Bruce drops deed.

Playing like that whilst 17th, not mathematically safe vs a bottom half team is unforgiveable. Absolutely wank.

Souness chatting shite again. Why the fuck do I put mesel through this pre match bollocks

Had a look at the Sky Sports prediction guy's thoughts on our game, he thinks we'll win 2-1 (after also predicting us to beat West Ham and Liverpool last week). This stat is in the preview which I'm amazed at. "That new found attacking philosophy is painted perfectly by the fact Newcastle have created the highest total expected goals figure (8.59) of any team in the Premier League over the last four fixtures, creating 10 big chances - defined by Opta - along the way. Again, no team has created more."

Can no one see Benitez going there?

Genuinely thought we were going to stay up after this.

Just block Mouth of the Tyne/Burnsie, Edwards, Wraith, that NCSL nonce and your NUFC twitter experience improves tenfold.

6. Proper humiliation that, like.

Still in disbelief at Shelvey's 70 yard backwards pass to Dubravka which we almost conceded from. What the fuck was that