HaydnNUFC

They're 11th and had only won 5 home league games before tonight.

Yet another shit away performance and result. Season's in serious danger of fizzling out. Rerun of the heady days of March-May 2014.

Longstaff's definitely got Howe's nudes, like. Fuck me.

Botman been playing like he's been lobotmised all night. Dreadful this. Another away match this season where we've played like a bunch of absolute whoppers.

We're just carrying far too many crap footballers. Some of the touches tonight, man. Big summer ahead.

Longstaff there. Fucking shit.

Garbage.

He's grown into it but he was crap first 20, like. Him tying his laces when we were in a promising attacking position is the most emotional I've been all game.

This has been a terrible game of football. Absolute shit. Most frustrating thing for me is that these are fucking garbage but we haven't grasped the opportunity for the taking until Isak showed his class. Buck our ideas up, turn the screw and get the win. They're absolutely lifting.

That lad is world class.

How many fouls is Sideshow Bob able to give away?

A shot at goal would be nice, lads.

Midfield is nonexistent.

Southampton (h) last season?

If Botman leaves that, Dubravka picks it up. Shite.

Wish Ian Wright was me da.

It got a bit toxic in their away end at Brentford last week apparently. Pro Tuchel and Mourinho songs, singing "fuck off Mauricio" and anti Boehly songs. Score first and their fans could turn.

Gabriel is one of the most heinous cunts in the league. Would pay to piss next to him if he was writhing about on fire.

Their manager and vast majority of their players are rank bell ends and their fans total creeps. Fully agree.

Must say I'd be livid if we didn't get that as a pen.

Tragic.

Same. Was adamant he just needed some decent coaching and he'd be a canny player. Those first couple games under Howe in December 2021 he was playing well and had that LB spot as his own before he got injured at Anfield. Was abysmal in that FA Cup loss to Sheff Wed and hasn't appeared since. He's 26 now, ship has sailed.

"Matteo and Pietro, both are Geordie guys. Take the piss."

Took us 68 minutes to get 6 against these. Boooo.

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