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It's not a dig when the man himself takes great pride in not doing tactics.

He's counting on it.

Gassa was the highest transfer fee at the time, so it's comparable. Although Gassa was a bit younger. Back in those days, spending the highest transfer fee was still a bit of a risk, whereas today it's like a drop in the ocean.

He's sitting in his office hitting the space bar.

Not sure what happened there. I think I thought you were responding to Ben in regards to being relegated.

That's what checking your facts gets you. I was sure it was 91, but did a quick googly check.

You're full of shit mate, and bolding words doesn't change that. I mean if you want to proudly admit to forming an opinion on zero facts that's fine by me.

I just don't get why anybody thinks anybody has an opinion on the takeover. Nobody has access to the information necessary to form an opinion.

Mind you, in 1992 we had spent 8 of the previous 14 years in the second division.

1992

Page 3 of Pardew's script.

Love shit like that. Like when we used to applaud the opposition keeper in the second half then give him wanker signs when he applauded back.

Has somebody had a private word with Keith, or has his mask slipped?

I think he'd do okay at a club that wasn't 100% reliant on him for 90mins every game.

Bruce's only instruction to Willock was to run around, make an impact and get in the box. That lack of any instruction afforded him the freedom to put himself in the headlines. S'all I'm saying. If you disagree I think you're a bit of a muppet.

Is Willock attracting interest from other clubs who have seen him play regularly in the PL?

Are you subscribed to anything that would tease you about other teams?

I know Bruce is shite in every way, but I think there might be a benefit to other clubs in loaning us their 21=23 year olds. Their fooball coaching is pretty much complete at that age and just need the opportunity to chisel out their identity, a coach who doesn't give a fuck, like Bruce, could be just what they need.

But what about their relationship going forward?

First choice was probably Pallister.

That clips vid shows him to be a lot more than I assumed. l knew he had scored goals but didn't see much of him, but he looks a lot more than a goalscorer.

So you don't think the trust should concern itself with Ashley's lack of transparency, because he might sell in the next ten years.

Just let him get on with it then.

I mean if it was old Doris claiming for her flood I'd agree 100%. Insurance companies exist solely to protect the investments of the wealthy.

I doubt anybody will be happy to give £40million to the fat cunt, but insurance is there for this type of thing.