Happinesstan

Bunch of Veruca Salts.

Just wait for things to be confirmed. By all means talk about the reported targets, but getting wound up by what you don't know is a path to insanity.

Sky will report silence as ongoing discussions. They might make up a number and throw it in as a possible fee.

Are we talking about Clark? He makes fewer mistakes as well.

Who is available?

Sevilla need to find a replacement. The club from whom they buy that replacement will likely need to get a replacement, and it goes on. This could easily be the reason for the delay. The UK press won't have a clue about any of that, but need to engage with their public. So they invent fantasies in the interim.

There is every chance that they will accept our initial offer, on deadline day.

The unhappiness can change over the next 4 months.

Sounds like Christian Rock.

Engaging with the club again is proving t be enjoyable. Engaging with the media reports again is the same hell it always was.

I've just watched 'Greedy' and apparently those type of people exist.

The consortium have taken over a 747 with no wheels, flaps or steering wheel. And it's locked onto K2.

Did we stay up?

People are reacting to a bunch of tweets. It's fucking insane. They'll be in other threads complaining about how much bullshit is on twitter and then act as if everything on twitter is worth getting worked up about. Back in the day Ceefax was 99% wrong. Things never change.

Got to keep reporting. Even when there is nothing to report.

Pretty sure we said the same about Joselu.

I know. But his first crossover to the dance scene was called 'outside'. If I remember correctly.

For every Van Dijk there's 100 Maguires.

Nah. True was Spandau Ballet.

Leave that faith shite outside.

She's got short arms though.

Trust me, I can. And might.

I think I'll avoid it.

Is it not grim that our RB is getting more than our striker?

How is it grim to be paying your strikers a high wage?