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Ah, right. Don't think he's up for a permanent deal, but that's based on reports which I try not to give any credence.

"it's not all about me" I'm getting a bit sick of him to be honest. He really needs to come back down to earth over the coming months.

I once had a Venezuelan try to shove a dildo up my arse. Nee Joy.

Except it isn't a transfer fee as he would be a free agent still.

Didn't think David de Gea counted.

Delli Alli, Dan Burn, Diego Carlos? Dickie Davies? Doogie Donnelly?

If the player raises their gripe, then yes. But the problem arises if they just go in the huff.

Nah. He's pasty it.

tutuyau

Or play the right-footed Schar on the right.

Hope we don't get shafted.

That's the going rate settled, then.

Yeah. Lingard and Bruno are like kindred spirits. Both benched in favour of Fred.

Prefer a canny bakker Tudor, personally.

It's a short career y'knaa?

5x40 and 10x20.

Has he got a bamboo roof and bamboo walls?

Is that Lingard?

Neither USA or Russia own any clubs.

We really need to get to work on some signings, this place will break on deadline day.

Shades of the Andy Carroll transfer to Liverpool.

Didn't know Kieran had a sister.

Is it not a malapropism of "cooking with gas"? Or am I being too generous?

We don't, but you can assume Howe does.

I hope we don't hire a DoF who only cares about reputation. Any Tom, Dick or Harry could do that job.