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Happinesstan

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  1. Happinesstan

    Jesse Lingard

    Ah, right. Don't think he's up for a permanent deal, but that's based on reports which I try not to give any credence.
  2. "it's not all about me" I'm getting a bit sick of him to be honest. He really needs to come back down to earth over the coming months.
  3. I once had a Venezuelan try to shove a dildo up my arse. Nee Joy.
  4. Happinesstan

    Jesse Lingard

    Except it isn't a transfer fee as he would be a free agent still.
  5. Didn't think David de Gea counted.
  6. Delli Alli, Dan Burn, Diego Carlos? Dickie Davies? Doogie Donnelly?
  7. If the player raises their gripe, then yes. But the problem arises if they just go in the huff.
  8. Or play the right-footed Schar on the right.
  9. That's the going rate settled, then.
  10. Happinesstan

    Jesse Lingard

    Yeah. Lingard and Bruno are like kindred spirits. Both benched in favour of Fred.
  11. Prefer a canny bakker Tudor, personally.
  12. Has he got a bamboo roof and bamboo walls?
  13. Happinesstan

    Jesse Lingard

    Neither USA or Russia own any clubs.
  14. We really need to get to work on some signings, this place will break on deadline day.
  15. Shades of the Andy Carroll transfer to Liverpool.
  16. Happinesstan

    Jesse Lingard

    Didn't know Kieran had a sister.
  17. Is it not a malapropism of "cooking with gas"? Or am I being too generous?
  18. We don't, but you can assume Howe does.
  19. I hope we don't hire a DoF who only cares about reputation. Any Tom, Dick or Harry could do that job.
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